Bruce (Part 1) - Matilda, Jr.

[danielhousley]

I am in Matilda Jr and I play Rudolpho and I am in need of this song for the Bruce dance, so happy to see so many others doing Matilda! 📚

[benjaminevenson]

I'm not gonna lie it's almost impossible to not laugh when you first hear it but it's even harder with the dancing 🤣🤣🤣

[lyv.laughlove]

0:33 is when the singing starts if anyone’s listening on loop for practice 💕

[EavanBrown]

I play Miss Honey in Matilda and ive been jamming to this soundtrack for hours😅

[bea_builds]

I'm playing Matilda in the show in just two days, so thank you for being so helpful!

[chesches]

Lyrics!!!
A single slice
Or maybe two bruce
It might of been nice
But even you bruce
Have got to admit
That between you and it
There's not alot of difference in size

He can't

He can bruce

He surely can't he surely can't

You are the man bruce

He might explode

He's quite elastic

He's going to blow make him stop

Hes fantastic
Look at him go

I can't watch

Bruce
You'll never again subject to abuse
For you're amense caboose
She'll call a truce
Bruce
With every swallow you are tightening the noose
We never thought it was possible
But here it is coming true
We can have our cake and eat it too
The time has come to put that tummely tum to use
No excuse
Bruce
Let out your belt I think you'll wnat your trousers loose
OOOOooooOoOOOO stuff it in

Bruce

You're almost finished

Bruce

You'll fit it in
Whatever you do just don't give in
Don't let her win
Come on bruce be our hero
Cover yourself in chocolate glory

[ridiculously_miraculous]

Hello matilda cast, I play a dad, a big kid, the mechanic and sergei 😁

[Kasumi_Offical]

I'm in the play too and I play Alice. It's really nice to hear that there are more people are doing this play too! :D

[sfodckz]

I’m Bruce and I’m super happy that I get to eat some cake and this is really exciting for me. I love this.❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤

[cloudifroggo]

I got Miss Honey, but her story is really sad. She reminds me of myself
honestly. She focuses on making others smile more then herself. Pretty
sad, but I hope you all have a lovely day!!

[ygachatuberanime]

I am ensemble in Matilda jr and need to swing this because we are recording the all the songs because a pro is coming to my school

[mashed._.potato]

I am playing Mr. Wormwood and this has helped our production so much thanks!

[monikagravill]

Thanks Sammy Castro. This helps me practice cause I'm in to play with my drama group and I'm Matilda.

[harlequinromance]

I’m Mrs Phelps, one of the background moms AND a big kid, The role of Mrs Phelps is actually a great one and I don’t understand why many people don’t go for it, if i’m honest.

[idk-rzwr]

Bruh I just got matilda in the musical I'm so pumped!

[CassieWhite]

I'm Matilda in a play currently too!😊

[keishasmith]

I got Alice (one of the main kids) in my school’s production of Matilda Jr, I’m here to try and learn the songs in advance and get ahead. 😊

[nickyyucky]

LYRICSSS

Words: (0:07)
Trunchbull: What's the matter, Bogtrotter? Lost your appetite?
Bruce: Well, yes. I'm full-
Trunchbull: I will tell you when you are full, and I say the criminals like you are not full until you have eaten the entire cake!
Bruce: But!
Trunchbull: No buts, eat.
Miss Honey: Headmistress, he'll be sick!
Trunchbull: He should've thought of that before he decided to steal my cake.
Trunchbull: Eat..
Lavender: He can't!
Trunchbull: Eat!
Nigel: He might explode!
Trunchbull: Eat!

Lyrics: (0:33)
Kids: A single slice
or even two, Bruce,
might've been nice,
but even you, Bruce
have to admit
between you and it,
there's not a lot of difference in size
he can't!
he can!
he surely can't, he surely can't!
you are the man Bruce!
he might explode!
He's quite elastic
he's going to blow, make him stop
he's fantastic, look at him go!
I can't watch!

BRUCE!
You'll never again be subject to abuse,
for your immense caboose.
She'll call a truce, Bruce!
With every swallow you are tightening the noose.
We never thought it was possible!
But here it is, coming true!
We can have our cake and eat it too!

The time has come to put that tumbly tum to use!
No excuse, Bruce.
Let out your belt, I think you'll want your trousers loose.
Ooh,
Stuff it in!
Bruce!
You're almost finished!
Bruce!
You'll fit it in,
whatever you do, just don't give in!
Don't let her win!
Come on Bruce, be our hero.
Cover yourself in chocolate glory!
Ah!
Ah!
Ah!
Ah!

[andersonbyrd]

I’m playing bruce in my schools musical, even tho I’m the skinniest boy in the grade lol

[rosetea_aj]

I’M A FRIEND OF MATILDA IN THIS PRODUCTION 😎😎😎