Son, what are vtubers?

sorry if you speak japanese

YOU CAN FIND US HERE:

[sirius_solaris]

This is so wholesome. Just a father who wants to protect his child from financial debt.

[lightningslayer]

"Why isn't she saying my name!" Dumbledore asked calmly.

[archhaaton]

The voice over is from fubuki checking out the American Wendy's menu, nice.

[Sydney_Angelyt]

Instead of killing him, father listens to what he’s doing and helps him.
Truly, the finest of character growth.

[VagrantMalice]

I like how dad just gave physics the middle finger, and dropped everything he was doing for the words: "You have a new target.".

[gesd]

At least the Doom Slayer has to travel if he wants to kill you, this guy freaking teleports and kills you before you even know its judgement time.

[artexius]

"why isn't she saying my name" literally every Donator on YouTube streams

[ShortHax]

First waifus, then doge, and now vtubers. The Bread Boys are actually trying to speedrun bankruptcy

[calebcostrini]

Anything anime-related: *exists*
Father: *"Your free trial of blasphemous living has ended."*

[TheRealGuywithoutaMustache]

You know Vtubers are popping off when even the Bread Boys make a video about them

[Steallio]

Rip to the man who sent this to his boss

[jackal_loaf]

A true father, protecting his son from the dangers of the world, and courageously leading his son by example so he may one day protect his children.

[i]

As seen at timestamp 0:28, Father is, in fact, capable of performing teleportation. However, the idea of Father successfully teleporting to the Vtuber without knowing her location is misleading. In reality, teleportation, as currently understood in theoretical physics, relies on specific coordinates or destination information. It involves the precise understanding of the target location within the space-time continuum.

Now, let's delve into the theory of why it's impossible to teleport without knowing the destination:

*Quantum Information and Uncertainty:*
Teleportation, as envisioned in physics, often involves the transfer of quantum information. According to principles in quantum mechanics, there's a fundamental concept known as the Heisenberg Uncertainty Principle. This principle states that the more precisely you know one property of a particle, such as its position, the less precisely you can know another, such as its momentum.

*Quantum Entanglement and Destination Information:*
Quantum teleportation, a concept in quantum mechanics, relies on the entanglement of particles. However, successful teleportation requires knowledge of the state of the entangled particles at both the source and destination. Without accurate information about the destination, the entanglement is incomplete, and teleportation becomes unfeasible.

*Spatial Coordinates and Spacetime Warping:*
In theories involving spacetime manipulation for teleportation, knowing the destination coordinates is crucial. Imagining teleportation as a warping of spacetime requires a clear understanding of where in spacetime you want to arrive. Without precise coordinates, attempting to manipulate spacetime for teleportation lacks a target, rendering the process untenable.

*Safety and Consistency:*
In a hypothetical teleportation scenario without destination information, safety concerns arise. Teleporting blindly could lead to unpredictable results, including materializing within solid objects or hazardous environments. Knowing the destination ensures a consistent and safe teleportation process.

In essence, teleportation, as currently envisioned in theoretical physics, demands a thorough understanding of the destination's coordinates or quantum state. Attempting teleportation without this vital information is inconsistent with the principles of quantum mechanics and the manipulation of spacetime.

[zap]

"I'm not even surprised at this point"

Perfect

[-Raylight]

*"They're called Vtubers"*
CC : *"They're called degenerates"*

I mean father has learned to teleport, should have expected that he also can find Vtubers' location in virtual world xD

[seisosimp]

I like to imagine Cousin Richard rocking the VTuber model in the next room over, rigging his mouth with Fubuki and Rushia's voices in the background

[TheLocalAngryKid]

"They're called Vtubers"
Captions: "They're called degenerates"

[Nessie]

Captions: "They're called degenerates"

I'm fucking dying

[unoriginal_]

Son: "Father these are called vtubers"
Father: *disappears for 10 seconds then comes back*
Father: What vtubers?

[hoomann]

ah yes, Fubuki's buger talk and Rushia's ear rape metal scream