Top 30 Worst Product Names Ever

Whoever came up with these product names deserves to be fired...or given a raise. Honestly, we can't decide. Welcome to WatchMojo, and today we’re counting down our picks for those product names that sound ridiculous, are fraught with innuendo, or are just plain offensive. Our countdown of the worst product names includes Pocket Fisherman, Burning Love Pouch, IKEA’s FARTFULL Work Bench, Wack Off!, Alien Versus Predator: Child Predator Hands, and more! Which of these product names had you asking yourself, “How did no one catch that?” Let us know in the comments.

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[WatchMojo]

Which of these product names had you asking yourself, “How did no one catch that?” Let us know in the comments.

[martinbones]

In all fairness, Ayd's came out decades before the disease was given a similar name with a different spelling. There was no way the company could have known in advance.

[christigmc]

My husband used to teach middle school music. Now elementary. A student, female, needed a string replaced on her cello. The G note. She told her dad she needed money for a G string and that my husband would help her put it on. The dad flipped for a few minutes and was about to call her school. Luckily he asked her if this had something to do with her cello. The student was extremely puzzled like “duh what did you think I was talking about.” Since then my husband has told his students to call strings (letter) note string. There’s also a part on violins, violas and cellos called the F hole. My husband calls it the F letter hole to prevent trouble.

[boyguapito]

_”You’ll definitely turn heads when you have KUM in your hair.”_ 😂

[Your.Uncle.AngMoh]

"Nad's" comes from the founder's daughter, whose name is Nadia.

There's an ærosol product in Australia to help reluctant car engines to start that's called "Start Ya Bastard".

Liquor shops were often unable to sell Corona during the pandemic and they had to sell it at a discounted price.

[danielcodywesson]

" youll definitely turn heads when you have kum in your hair!!"
Jesus there's no way someone didnt think that was a weird catch phrase

[BlackVulpine]

22:18 “Number 3…” nope, you know what, I’m gonna say that.

That killed me 😂

[malalford]

A famous rugby league player had a Greyhound named Nads, so when he raced, everyone would scream GO NADS. Rip Terry Hill

[rjvartanian]

Fun fact, in Sydney, Australia there is a car rental company called ANIS car rental. The comedy writes itself as you can imagine

[GatorGirl]

I was going through some old games and puzzles from my childhood in the '70s, and I found a puzzle called "Pussies, Posies, and Puppies". It was a different time then.

[LokiDWolf]

Several of these I literally LOL'd! I mean, to be so unaware of how a title sounds is just amazing to me! This list was so much fun!

[fruityflop]

12:13 “you’ll definitely turn heads when you have k.u.m in your hair”💀

[JericoJopio]

Just a little fact: in Germany, there is a stationery brand known as KUM (pronounced koom) that specializes in making pencil sharpeners, erasers, pens, and office stationery items. For those who do not know, the acronym is a German phrase (Kunststoff und Metallwarenfabrik) which means "plastic and metal goods factory". The company has been operating in Germany since 1919.😊

[theduck-pm]

As a kid in the 80s, when I first heard of the disease AIDS, I thought of the diet candy. I'd see it advertised all the time on my mom's soap operas.

[Ladyinlockwood]

The k.u.m. in your hair one is just priceless 😂

[alwaysrecycles]

Pocket Fisherman is legit. I caught fish with a vintage one last summer. Fun and unique, great for small pond fishing

[BlenderStudy]

Thank you for the update, WatchMojo..!! 13:53 That's a brilliant product with a remarkable name. 🤣 I heard fish de-boning process is quite hard.

[nancyneyedly]

There's also "Bimbo Bread" from the huge Bimbo company. Gave me a chuckle first time I saw it.

[DragonGoddess]

"Ayds candy...no drugs"

Oh boy. Too many of these are making me laugh

[FritzforSheriff]

Your #1 reminds me of when I lived in Japan. There were definitely some interesting translations. I bought gift bags that said “Respiration, ” which I found out was supposed to be, “Breathe.” My favorite was the spiral notebooks that had different subjects on each with the tagline, “Each notebook is differently subjected. It is hoped that you will do better in school.” 😂