How To Cook Blue Lobster

#lobster #joke #shorts

[NickDiGiovanni]

If you watch again, you'll see when I use the knife that it's just a normal red lobster ! Subscribe if I fooled you 😂

[mjfullente]

"He's totally fine"

Sir, your lobster ain't moving

[sandwich_]

Every bite of the cooked blue lobster should have that loud ass jumpscare music playing in the background.

[big-sus]

Blue lobster: "exist"
*LOUD ASS CLASSICAL MUSIC STARTS TO PLAY*

[CharlesLikesRocks]

If u have no idea how rare is a blue lobster, blue lobster is a rare phenomenon that occurs every one in two million. The colour is caused by a genetic mutation that causes the lobster to produce an excessive amount of a particular protein

[Albino_Salt]

“Lobsters turn red when boiled, seems a lil odd”
*Two Secs later*
“Oh so I wasnt trippin for once”

[GenyaShinasugawa]

Blue lobster: "normal"
*insert classic vampire song*

[gabrielkuzmanov]

Plot twist: He actually had 2 blue lobsters and he really did cook it

[Rizzler]

Bros lobster actually changed race after going in water 💀

[wolfie-_-ranger]

He doesn’t apologize anymore, he’s gone mad.

[alexp]

Blue lobsters are basically real life shiny pokemon

[FNF_VOIDISGOATED]

Nick: " Hes totally fine "

Lobster: " Mauricio I can't move it move it anymore! "

[Furtro]

“Cooks blue lobster”
“ *turns red* “
“Angry”

[Seitzeystudious]

I never knew blue lobsters could turn into normal lobsters

[ppszthunder]

Not playing the blue lobster theme song here is an absolute war crime

[Zinkr]

"Oh a blue lobster-" INTENSE CHURCH PIANO NOISE

[Wantedbacon]

“He’s totally fine”

Sir, that lobster is still a little too still…

[ZachariahJG]

THE REMI WOLF ON THE BACKGROUND MAKES THIS SO AMAZING AWSOMENESS

[Summertimevr]

Imagine blue lobsters tasted like blue raspberry😂

[DarkArrow_Sensei]

I already hear the music… the trauma is coming back… oh god…