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[deadly_goose]

Existence of "least weasel" only means, that somewhere in the world exists an enormous "most weasel"

[Lillith_UwU]

The least weasel gets the MOST amount of love you can have!

[thatchercornwell]

(Emperor calling into the colosseum as the gate of a tunnel raises) BEHOLD THE MOST WEASEL

[redravenriot]

For anyone confused. Smallest member of the carnivore family, a group of mammals containing wolves, bears, cats, seals, otters, you name it. It is not the smallest carnivorous animal, nor the smallest carnivorous mammal. Just the smallest member of Carnivora

[beverlymartin]

and you know they had a "lesser weasel" and then they found a smaller weasel

[jacobcox]

The Least Weasel isn't the smallest carnivore. It's the smallest carnivorous mammal, but not the smallest carnivore in the entire animal kingdom.

[killerbunny]

Not to be confused with the last weasle which was way more weasle.

[EzraHarkness]

Only in America are they called least weasel, everywhere else, it's stoatly a different name. It's a stoat.

[nicolascorbeil]

The world's smallest carnivor is probably a fish

[Talvi_Sota]

Lil bro truely is the least amount of weasle you can have while still having 100% weasle

[DanielPSaint]

And the most weasel is the Pteronura Brasiliensis, the largest mustelid alive, reaching 1, 8 meter

[Nikodymus]

I thought that was a stoat? Either way, SO CUTE

[tacomiester]

You can’t tell me the smallest carnivore is a tiny mammal. Do things like praying mantis’s not count?