I Thought The Corps Would Help Me Straighten Out My Life Sir

SpongeBob SquarePants Season 3 Squillium Returns

[robertwild]

Literally no one gives Patrick the credit he deserves for attempting to straighten out his life here.

[subjectnether]

A young man enlists in the military preparing for the Vietnam war (1960s)

[bitPikachu]

head canon: Patrick is an ex-military solider who after getting into a incident which resulted in brain damage, has been discharged from service and is living off government assistance. he occasionally has breaks of lucidity where he can remember how he was before the incident but also suffers ptsd without understanding why.

[mckts]

In the German dub, he says: "Sir, I thought the army would give my life meaning, Sir!"

[DesGardius-megf]

“The corps!? What the—!? Pat, this isn’t the—ugh… beggars can’t be choosers.”

[jokelethkurueisner]

“If fighting is sure to result in victory, then you must FIGHT!”

[Imperfexpeach]

Love how Patrick comes out of nowhere at attention assuming he was in the Corps 😂😂😂😂

[GuardianKyle]

One of the most random, but hilarious introductions.

[brycelynds]

A top 5 moment of my childhood tbh. So random and hilarious

[deronevery]

I like how Spongebob and Mr. Krabs were looking at Patrick

[RNZ]

Squidward: "From now on, you're Private Starfish! Do you like that name?!"


😆😆😆

[jamiecinder]

The Corps? This isn't the... Oh, beggars can't be choosers! Can you take hats in a dignified and sophisticated manner?

[jeffreyfryar]

Patrick: I thought the Corps would help me straighten out my life, sir!!

[milutinstankovic]

Squidward: Patrick, what are you doing here?
Patrick: I thought the corps would help me straighten out my life sir!

[tylertilwick]

Forrest Gump DI: “G**DAMNIT!! You’re a g**damn genius! That’s the most outstanding answer I’ve ever heard, you must have a G**DAMN IQ of a 160!! You’re G**DAMN gifted!!”

[GoldenMinecartBarrett]

This was so random but so funny 😂😂😂😂😂😂

[ManyBothansDied]

How many kids joined the USMC because of Patrick?

[CelestinaakaClonaClox]

Was he supposed to say "corps"? I don’t know about you but I just heard "core"