Brother may I have some bolts

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Featuring the beautiful vocals from @burialgoods . It is always an absolute delight working with you, brother!

The text was compiled from comments in Burialgoods' comment section and a narrative weaved through it by yours truly.

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#warhammer #warhammer40k #warhammer40000 #warhammermeme
#voiceacting #wholesome #comicdub #oats #brother #pigs

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In the grim darkness of the far future…
there is still oatposting

macmillan

Captain: brothers! Will you please stop bickering like children and share the ammo! The heretics will be on us soon! And why are you on all fours?!

pyrofrog

It all reverts back to Warhammer 40K, it always goes back to 40K. God emperor protects.

conradbarnes

Have I not bestowed mine bolts unto you in the past brother? Do not damn me to an honourless death devoid of ammunition!

WeDieStanding

“ONLY NAMED CHARACTERS RETAIN THEIR SENSES AND PERSONA, BROTHER.”

PREACH YOUR IMPERIAL TRUTH MY BROTHER 🗣️🔥🔥🔥

NoobPTFO

HE ACTUALLY GOT BURIALGOODS FOR THE VIDEO, THIS TRULY IS PEAK WARHAMMER 40K

LordCrate-duzm

That last line, on its own makes this narrative completely different.
His acknowledgement that he knows what he's doing and he's keeping his bolts away
from his brother so that only he has to parish paints him as benevolent in his actions
instead of unapologetic apathy and glutony. Hero pig, he wouldn't make a diss track on his brother.

SaltedMallows

*meanwhile*
Ork: I BELIEVE I HAVE INFINITE AMMO, AND IM RIGHT

Its_Cannon

Salamander 1: Hey brother, can i have some of your fuel tanks, please

Salamander 2: Sure, brother

Spythings

The original video voice acting immediately made me think of the Horus heresy, glad someone else did 😂

vibechecker

ONLY NAMED CHARACTERS RETAIN THEIR SENSES AND PERSONA, BROTHER! 😂😂😂

RGBeagle

Brother Porcinus and Brother Porco of the Razorback Space Marine chapter.

RamArt

Black Templar: You can have my bolts, cousin. I have little use for them while I have this power sword.

Salamander: You can have mine too, I have more than enough flamer fuel for this battle.

Imperial Fist: I shall be too busy fortifying this position to fight. You may have my bolts as well.

[The marines all move to hand off their bolts, but pause when they can't find them.]

Black Templar: What the?

Salamander: My bolts.

Imperial Fist: Where did they go?

Blood Raven: Truly a mystery for the ages.

CharlieHiggins

A Blood Raven wouldn't need to ask. They know that all chapters are willing to give them anything they want, so the the Blood Ravens don't waste the time of other chapters, and just take items.

tjpprojects

The part when he describes the head in its deathless state and the tech priests waffting incense and he brought out a primal scream. It chilled me. Amazing detail in such little time. Thank you.

holyghost