Femcel's Awkward Tinder Date - 4Chan Greentext Stories

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[samg]

>snoops through someone’s PC the first time in their house
>just dips
Yeah, there’s a red flag there but it isn’t the Peppa Pig discography

[johntheux]

The fact that he can show self-control and not talk about it all the time is a pretty good sign...

[Янус_Ырт]

She got into his private life and thought of some innocent goofy stuff as of a red flag. My guy dodged a bullet.

[cinemint]

Local socially awkward woman has absolutely no patience with socially awkward man, got it

[ghad]

describing herself as a socially awkward women and getting scared by something slightly awkward just shows off her hipocrisy

[basedape]

> I think it is weird he never told me he likes peppa pig music
> as soon as I have the slightest indication he likes peppa pig music I immediately leave and break off contact

It truly is a mystery to me why he never dared to mention it.

[thisdude]

There's any number of innocent or benign explanations for his music choice. The real red flag is she saw an unsecured electronic device in his home and immediately thought, "Oh boy! Spying time!"

[MrCompassionate]

She coulda probably just yknow, asked him about it

[erictalaveramartinez]

Other alternatives

- The guy was helping a friend that does work with children.
- This is a test to filter out nasty girls.

[Paputron]

There's million of reasons why he does that, most of them with nothing wrong, but the fact she went through his stuff is the worst one

[m.c.schock]

I have no idea what to make of this.

Either guy had a really bad childhood, was the victim of a prank by friends, or he's the Peppa Pig equivalent of a brony.

[GusRokk]

Plot Twist: He’s a musician and worked on the Pepa Pig soundtrack, but fells awkward to bring that up on dates.

[dmfj]

imagine thinking having peppa pig songs liked on spotify is a red flag when you literally post about dates you've been on on 4chan

[aguspuig]

This is like the real version of the relatable fear of sharing what you like

[exterminater]

Literally just met the guy.

Either A) It’s just harmless fun. Who cares?
Or B) Maybe he has taken care of kids in his family or a neighbor before and has it saved.

Anon didn’t bother to ask. My man dodged a huge bullet and didn’t even know it:

[jamesmclemore]

If that's the weirdest thing about him then that's actually a great sign.

[aram]

by inventing red flags out of thin air anon proves why she is on 4chan.

[aisir]

In guy's brain "Yknow what would be funny?"

[waffler-yzgw]

"he likes something made for kids so i'm scared of him" someone get that guy out there is no way this person can have a stable relationship

[shifra]

It's probably just a joke?- my husband had a shrek album, it was just a prop gag he used once or twice.
Honestly that guy dodged a bullet with that girl, snooping in others business is bad enough