Terry the Lobster's Cook-Off EXTRAVAGANZA! (ft. Hillary Kitchen)

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You’re out on a jog one particularly dark night when suddenly you feel woozy and weak. You stop in the sickly orange glow of a street lamp to rest on the curb and you notice a chef taking a smoke break in the nearby alley. Suddenly, the air grows heavy and still as a slick shape emerges from the manhole by the alley. The nude silhouette shifts unnaturally through the shadows toward the oblivious chef.

How does he not notice the creature?! You try to call out - to warn him - but your head is pounding and your voice catches in your throat. In an instant, the chef is overpowered and swallowed whole... leaving only his hat and jacket. You can hear your heartbeat in your ears, and in a dazed panic you shoot to your feet. The sewer beast snaps his head in your direction and the moonlight glints blindingly off of its tiny glasses as he peers at you from the thick darkness. You lose consciousness instantly.

Waking up in your running clothes on your couch, you let out a sigh of relief. “Just a dream,” you say to yourself, and begin to slip back into a deep sleep, but your hazy slumber is sharply interrupted by the ruckus of a public access cooking show on the television. The image of the man on screen is… off... somehow. There is something sickeningly familiar about his odd shape and inhuman movements as he babbles in that dingy chef's hat and jacket. Then you see it. Your hand darts to your head as a hot panic overwhelms you and you feel the distinct lack of your jogging headgear. That… that thing on the TV is wearing YOUR sweatband over its hat! The harsh studio lights glint off its tiny glasses as he stares from the screen… at you.

You scream. You want to run - to look away - but you sit there frozen, shaking, clutching your couch and begging to wake up once more. But then you realize... “Oh, that’s just Michael from Wizards with Guns!” You must’ve caught him gathering a wardrobe for the newest comedy sketch earlier. You laugh... and then... YOU DIE.

Cooking with Kitchen would like to say... R.I.P. Terry the Lobster

Alternate Titles: Every Cooking Show w/out Gordon Ramsay
Cooking Shows w/out Gordon Ramsay
Every Cooking Show Without Gordon Ramsay

Music:
Confusing Disco - Birocratic
All This - Kevin Macleod
Birds in Flight - Dan Lebowitz
Lord of the Land - Kevin Macleod

Written and Directed by:
Frank St. John, Michael Romaniello & Mitchell Nance

#Wizards #Comedy #SketchComedy

[Wolvred]

"YOU KILLED MY LOBSTER"
That line itself slayed me.

[bigbigfoot]

R.I.P. Mr.Lobster, we will remember you as a hero, you will stay forever in our hearts... 2020-2020

[retroskeleton]

1:06 R.I.P terry “he may be gone, but he sure did taste good”

[Miwi]

2:21 "You'recrying so much." "YOU KILLED MY LOBSTER"

[KelsterLynn]

I haven't laughed so hard in a long time until that "You killed my lobster!" line.

[TheGrimreper]

I dont understand how you guys haven't blown up yet y'all are really funny

[FromHerotoZeroYT]

I usually find one of the lines the most funny but god damn it that gasp right after Juan cuts the lobster is going to be living rent free in my head for the next week, I can already tell

[harrisbartlett]

This show has everything hell's kitchen and iron chef lacks, and more.

[shoestringVA]

I’m starting to think Daniel is some sort of Eldridge horror that is everywhere and nowhere, always pulling the strings like the true puppet master he is.
...
Or he’s just Daniel.

[PixarFan]

1:13 Terry the Lobster made a satisfying *C R U N C H*

[jaborsey_joseph]

I never laughed so hard before, I cracked up at every single joke and every line was gold, there needs to be more Hillary Kitchen sketches



"You killed my lobster!" was my favorite line

[spencerson]

The perfectly cut scream after the lobster gets me sweating from laughing everytime. Saw it in a short once and I'm obsessed. This the humor in my head and you guys pull it off on film perfectly. Amazing job

[ZuquapStudios]

I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU GUYS GOT A LOBSTER!!!! This video slapped. Also I love how Daniel is a reoccurring character. It just makes you wonder who he is controlling behind the scenes

[Tallio_OW]

3:17 for some reason this made me laugh the hardest

[samuraiturtle.]

1:18 that gasp sounds like a death sound in an old arcade game

[QuincyKane]

R.I.P. Terry

Also, Daniel is a spectacular chef!

[THEDONKAGE]

The whole section at 0:45 has me in stitches. The Chef's voice *kills me*

[ClassGoat]

Bruh this feels like a 2010 youtube video but in a good way it’s almost nostalgic somehow

[milotic]

His face when he saw the lobster kills me

[EggyDemonOfficial]

“My pet lobster terry loved his sandwiche-“ *Gasp of pure horror*