How moms choose their weapons.

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Meanwhile, you're trying to come up with a counter for each one and they are only affective by 10%. Actually 5% when you exclude the "tough it up" pendant which anyone acquires from the beginning.

robzworkz
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Even Bed Monster is too scared of her to get between that

liamjacques
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My filipina mom's Armory:

Hand:
Damage -
Accuracy - 99.9%
Special ability - ONE "SLAP" WOMAN - I mean there is no explanation for this

Garlic:
Damage - 1000
Accuracy - 37.5%
Special ability - Split up! - splits into two, knocking your nearby balls.

Slipper:
Damage -
Accuracy - 99.9%
Special ability - BOOMERANG! - only used if I don't wash the dishes

Walis Tingting:
Damage - FATALITY
accuracy - INFINITY
special ability - SWORD OF 100 BLADES - my mom uses this when I don't obey her rules

Folded Umbrella:
Damage -
Accuracy - 45.2%
Special ability - UULAN NA! - Opens the umbrella, stunning enemies in front of her

Ur lucky u don't have this mom, there is a LOT more weapons that this one I wrote lol.
Oh btw she is a cook and a baker so her mostly used weapons are cake pans and cooking pans, my head still hurts by the pressure cooker

catinabox
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You know it's bad when Demon arms locks you out.

troxcronos
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F*ck knives or guns
*We got the chanclas*

KERES_Makani_.
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I would choose the Chancla chain
I would never beat a kid if I was a dad

MrHunterTube
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My mom’s armory:takes my Nintendo switch, :damage :infinite

Shotgunner_K
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I do consider myself rather lucky at times. My mom only beat my ass with her bare hands.

multiversepatriot
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Bed Monster said take that punishment because I'm not going to save you from that.

damiennathaniel
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all moms need a chancla bazooka. how else will they punish their disobedient kids other than LETHAL FORCE? :D

kimikonyan
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Bruh this kinda reminds me of Nintendo 64 games

chainstheblackknight
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my parents hit me with:



hand.
50 damage
80 range
idk accurary
ability: butt slap (only used if my mom gets angry)
cooldown: 10


belt.
8 quintillion damage
99.9 accuracy
30 range
ability: 169 nonillion hits
cooldown: 0.5




face punch
6, 999 damage
98.8 accuracy
ability: super saiyan punch (only used if i did smth bad)

hair grab
757 duodecillion damage
accuracy: 2691
ability: 100 ULTIMATE MINUTES OF PAIN - idk

Catlolr
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You have awoken the destroyer of worlds.
Say your prayers
For God will not save you.

hauntedmedic