Choose Your Weapon #Shorts

Should you be set upon by baddies or ne'er-do-wells while in your own home (possibly while formally attired), you may need to marshal a defence using whatever force multiplier comes to hand. As such, we present this guide.

#Shorts #baddies

[roadsforman]

I love the quaint music in the background as though taking care of baddies at a tea party is a mild inconvenience.

[andrewklang]

Step 1: Take broom.
Step 2: Remove head from broom.
Step 3: Remove head from baddie.

[hunterdelta]

Minor addendum. Always ensure that before engaging any ne'er-do-wells before they can ne'er-done-when, you remove any rakes, scallywags, and especially any rapscallions. Their presence may hinder your impending badassery. Or they might be smitten with you. Toss of the coin, really.

[Silly_Billy]

I love how she just gets up like “you picked the wrong house fool” but said in a very relaxed tone

[VirtueCry]

I was mislead. I thought you were going to remove head with broom

[philsphitness]

The barbell, great for defeating baddies and getting a terrific whole body pump at the same time

[meg-tan]

where's the hatpin? the list feels incomplete without a sufficiently sharp hair accessory

[falcore]

Digging shovel. Long handle, hardened metal head that has edges or at least a pointy corner/tip. And when you’re done you have the tool needed to be courteous and give them a burial.

[ieuanhunt]

Ah so that's where I've been going wrong all my life. I neglect to remove the head from my broom before engaging in combat.

[grayfox]

That's useful information. I hate when baddies interrupt my tea break

[canebro]

I just watched Tangled again, and a cast iron skillet is quite a formidable weapon.

[classicslover]

The beauty of the duster is that it is full of dust. Allergies have felled many a ne'er do well. My personal philosophy is to take whatever weapon the baddies bring, and then beat them with it. But, in truth, the decorative patio table and chairs are also capable of inflicting enough pain to dishearten, discourage and defeat. (Alliteration is fun!)

[sobermind]

Bad Guy/Girl: Wait, Wait! Time out...You were having tea a few seconds ago with nothing else around you. How the Jeff do you have a umbrella, a barbel, a duster, a dumbbell (with and without a pot lid buckler) and a broom without head now?

Jill: The Magic of editing a video.

Bad Guy/Girl: The Magic of what-(Receiving three hits in a roll with a bubble effect for comedic...well, effect)

[robm]

Death by feather duster. I say, how humiliating

[AKingInYellow]

Toilet bowl brush. That is my go to melee weapon. The more freshly used, the better.

[XXassasinzX]

Anyone interested in supplying the baddies? I'm unable to complete this tutorial as I'm yet to find any..

[robguttridge]

That first, loin-girding step was performed in a flash. Obviously, practicing the fundamentals should not be neglected.

[thomasmcelroy]

I count myself fortunate in that I was introduced to the I.33 manual very early in my journey, and have immense respect for just how effective any circle of steel with a handle can be. Grapplers with bucklers make me want a polearm... or a crossbow.

[firestorm]

personally my weapon of choice is the stiletto heel

[Valdagast]

I wonder if the umbrella wouldn't be better as a thrusting weapon. Some of them have pretty wicked spikes.