STAN TWITTER: Don't be creepy 😌

[yuhbiatch]

Sofia Vergara handled it like a material girl 😌 "don't be creepy" **fixes hair** 💅

[ughgowonsscalpandcrunchyvo]

when an old greasy man sits right next to you at the train even though there’s plenty of vacant seat everywhere 🤩✨

[yuhbiatch]

When the uber driver starts over sharing their quirks:

[yuhbiatch]

Me to Uncles who don't know about bounderies:

[zaheerahamed]

He did infact sound really creepy. The way he said that was so unsettling for me.

[mrmrwayne]

Sofia Vergara is so funny lol, she was amazing in modern family

[BOREDOM]

The Rat King when Sia confesses she miss sexual contact after being in the Beysment for so long:

[aDifferentKind_ofHuman]

Me whenever a relative i never knew i had asks me when am i getting married for the 69th time:

[palmerkidz]

Luke from Jessie when Connie started coming around him again

[billiekyle]

me to my friends that like dead anime characters

[suckmybanana]

My grandma after I refuse to take the money that she's been hiding from everyone:

[rhaenyraitargaryen]

Me entering dating apps coz im actually of the right age now after having years of experience of being manipulated by men thrice my age:

[theyluveryx]

my mom when a random man was staring at me at the ymca after swimming

[frenchchef]

Guys when they’re on the first date with me:

[lana_lorde]

When your "guy" friend becomes too comfortable around you :

[ratfromthebeysment]

Sia and Beyoncé's last conversation before she "mysteriously" disappeared:

[justinlazu]

Me whenever the youth pastor touches me in any way

[quaintrelle]

me to my pediatrician after he said he wanted to kiss my mouth