*Randomly materializes out of a murder of crows*

*The ground begins to shake and crack open. Through a thick cloud of red smoke, a demon crawls from beneath the earth, holding a cocktail*

"Yo, some guy on a tricycle was just handing these out!"

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Hi, Al. This video is a dub of a Tumblr / Twitter meme about randomly materializing out of a murder of crows, with a Slurpee in hand. Please show it to people who will like it. Thank you.

[JeaneyCollects]

**The ground begins to shake and crack open. Through a thick cloud of red smoke, a demon crawls from beneath the earth, holding a cocktail**

"Yo, some guy on a tricycle was just handing these out!"

[GippyHappy]

I am dying at “emerges from the back exit of Dairy Queen” being read with the same intensity as the others

[Taverens_Pull]

The murder crow guy is named Jim
The coalescing bat guy is named Al
The pack wolf guy is named Louey
And the DQ employee is named Anaythraxus

[melodyrivas]

Love how the dairy queen employee gets the same ominous entrance voice

[ADcommenter]

I really like the "guy who has a menacing entrance yet is a normal, chill guy" trope

[sprinklessprinkles]

The fact that they aren’t allowed to hang out in the back implies they’ve done this multiple times before.

[Willio]

**Smoke starts appearing, and gathers into the approximate shape of a human**

"ah shit i forgot my drink"

[LePIasma]

**28 rats crawl out of the sewer, forming a human body from them, holding a jar of coffee, consisting of 13 teaspoons of sugar alone** "hey guys... my doctor said I might have diabetes..."

[ahegaomemnon]

*one might here the muted screams of the damned hidden within the wind's howl, as an uncountable number of inhuman shadows creep accross the ground, climbing and writhing over each other, creating a pool of obsidian night. It rises from the ground, reorganizing itself as Todd, the Morningstar, manager of Dairy Queen. "Guys we can't have you back here, only cars are allowed in the drive through area"

[SpikeyBagel]

*a swarm of locusts converges into a singular, writhing, buzzing mass, then disperses to reveal a shadowy, humanoid figure holding a milkshake * yo

[deadrozes]

**The clouds of the night sky morph to create the image of a human skull drinking warm milk**
"Hey guys, I'm trying to sleep"

[gamerguyandsomenumbers]

**The nearby lake is torn apart by unknown forces as the water crashes to the sides so violently the earth itself is torn apart, and a humanoid figure floats out of the ravaged crust with a 2 Liter of Dr. Pepper in hand**

"Bet y'all I can down this whole thing in 6 seconds."

[joshuabessire]

I worked at a Dairy Queen in college and can confirm this happened about 3 times a week.

[RecycleMn]

How people in BioShock normally enter rooms

[littlebigb]

Crows, Bats, Wolves, The back entrance of a Dairy Queen.

The perfect recipe for a Halloween Movie.

[pepsiisbetterthancoke]

I would watch a show with those nightmarish creatures just living life

[theawkwardpotato]

I can just imagine the DQ employee’s reaction: “Oh damnit the old dark gods are back. I don’t get paid enough to deal with this ancient pagan gods and/or immortal vampire shit. Hey boss? Yeah, they’re back.”

[sannahbouzeghoub]

*The sky begins to darken. Thunder roars. A lightning bolt strikes straight into the ground, splitting the sky in half. The grass where the lightning struck is covered in ash which formulates into the shape of a lizard*

"Ribbit, "

*The lizard opens its mouth, only to cough up a human on a sofa, drinking a brown sugar milk tea*

"My neighbours kids are a nightmare so I've come to hang with you lot instead."

[Omnicide]

giving the dairy queen employee the ominous voiceover too was a stroke of genius

[Kirbo]

**the trees split, out comes a sasquatch, holding sweet tea** sorry I'm late, had some stuff to do at home