THE ULTRAKILL RIP AND TEAR

Grinded 20+ hours for this video. Absolutely worth it

All gameplay recorded and edited by me. (some peepole think I steal gameplay lmao)

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MANKIND IS DEAD. BLOOD IS FUEL. HELL IS FULL. RIP AND TEAR RIP AND TEAR RIP AND TEAR

#oyff #doom #ultrakill
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[ShimiiyDev]

0:54 did he just???? COIN RICOCHET THE LASER OF MALICIOUS *WHAT!!???*

[clnm]

oh ho ho ultrakill isn't it ? OH BABY HERE WE GO

[IamgRiefeR]

"...or you will be crossing, the will, of GOD."

Oyff: I see no god here... OTHER THAN ME.

[green-e]

I never knew I needed an fps with a style ranking until now

[ExcellentExodus]

*Doom Eternal dlc comes out*


Oyff: oh boy here i go killing again

[Why_does_this_exist_YouTube]

Me at 4 am: Oh boy I cannot wait till this premieres.

[TCapButterCup]

Everyone gangsta until you come across the creepy secret level.

[loaduscoolclipz]

just finished it a while ago lol. new blood interactive really knows how to make damn good shooters

[Brainwave]

"Turn back or you will be crossing THE WILL OF GOD!"

*"ONE MORE GOD REJECTED."*

[angelodewitt]

"How much violence we put the game?"

- Just do it

[DisbishEyeSTG]

Everyone: Wow Oyff is so great at syncing up his actions in the game to music!

Me: How does he play games without music 😳

[the_jones]

Dude, people should pay you to make badass trailers of their games.

[TheLegolord]

This video is my favorite use of the Doom OST outside of the actual game series. It just fits so perfectly.

[sidtheplayer]

The longer the premiere the stronger the live chat gets - Samuel Hayden

[jhon]

That's what i call a good promotional video with no sponsor at all. Jesus Christ that's a masterpiece.

[soundbolt]

physical manifestation of: so anyways i started blasting

[matthewshadburn]

The first time I watched this and the line of “you will be crossing the will... of GOD’” dropped, all of the blood in my body flash-boiled with adrenaline

[MoBallin]

Oyff: *So this game gonna have alotta Blood, *

Me: *Alotta blood?*

Oyff: *Alot ! Of blood*

[Sponge____]

the longer Oyff makes videos, the more incomprehensible the DOOM quotes used in his titles will become

[i.l.l]

Here are some pickup lines or something idk here u go

Well, here I am. What are your other two wishes?

Hey, my name's Microsft. Can I crash at your place tonight?

Are you French? Because Eiffel for you.

Do you like raisins? How do you feel about a date?

There is something wrong with my cell phone. It doesn't have your number in it.

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I’d put ‘U’ and ‘I’ together.

Aside from being sexy, what do you do for a living?

I must be a snowflake, because I've fallen for you.

Are you from Tennessee? Because you're the only 10 I see!

If you were a Transformer… you’d be Optimus Fine.

Are you a parking ticket? Because you’ve got FINE written all over you.

I wish I were cross-eyed so I can see you twice.

I must be in a museum, because you truly are a work of art.

Do you believe in love at first sight—or should I walk by again?



I'm no photographer, but I can picture us together.

Feel my shirt. Know what it’s made of? Boyfriend material.

Are you related to Jean-Claude Van Damme? Because Jean-Claude Van Damme you’re sexy!

If you were a chicken, you’d be impeccable.

Did your license get suspended for driving all these guys crazy?

I’m learning about important dates in history. Wanna be one of them?

Baby, if you were words on a page, you’d be fine print.

Did you just come out of the oven? Because you’re hot.

It’s a good thing I have my library card because I am totally checking you out.

I was blinded by your beauty; I’m going to need your name and phone number for insurance purposes.

I was wondering if you had an extra heart. Because mine was just stolen.

Is your name Google? Because you have everything I’ve been searching for.

Are you a bank loan? Because you got my interest.

Are you a time traveler? Cause I see you in my future!

Can I follow you where you’re going right now? Because my parents always told me to follow my dreams.

Is this the Hogwarts Express? Because it feels like you and I are headed somewhere magical.

Life without you is like a broken pencil…pointless.

Something’s wrong with my eyes because I can’t take them off you.



My love for you is like diarrhea, I just can't hold it in.

Somebody better call God, because he’s missing an angel.

We’re not socks, but I think we’d make a great pair.

You must be tired because you've been running through my mind all night.

Do you have a map? I keep getting lost in your eyes.

That's all I have bye lol