Trump Picks J.D. Vance as His Running Mate

Seth Meyers does his monologue for Tuesday, July 16, before sizzling through a list of topics and firing sick burns at some deserving subjects, like birdwatching and complicated cocktails.


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Trump Picks J.D. Vance as His Running Mate - Late Night with Seth Meyers

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[thesoundsmith]

Vance called Trump, "America's Hitler." Trump was so pleased that finally _somebody_ understood him, he hired the guy.

[johnnyhunter]

I just love the 'Ya Burnt' personality that talks back to Seth. That voice is perfect lol.

[ctomsky]

"Grunting over a deuce" was comedy gold. Props to whoever wrote that one.

[anthonysilvestri]

JD Vance is the quintessential "born again" Trump sycophant! Did he really think we weren't gonna go back n watch the interviews from 2016? 😂😂😂

[maryallan]

Remember 'The Stepford Wives'? J.D. is the Stepford Veep

[StumpkillerCP]

Wonderful fact about the Stegosaurus. The four spikes on the tail had no identifying name until palentologists adopted the name Gary Larson had put in a cartoon. The "Thagomizer", named after the late Thag Simmons", became a real thing. I love paleontologists.

[MarkSchenfisch]

"send my assistant to go to the bathroom for me" is the perfect follow-through on the logic of the joke. No corrections here, just a gold star for attention to detail!!! ⭐

[rosshalz]

Correction : that one person in the text chain with green bubbles is not necessarily on a Samsung... Any android will do it. Also go cry to apple about this. They're the ones keeping it this way

Edit:Also Seth said Samsung Galaxy X4 towards the end of ya burnt, but I'm sure he meant S4 because there is no phone called Galaxy X4. Additionally the note 7 was the phone that notoriously caught fire, not the galaxy S4.

[timothyball]

He chose Vance BECAUSE Vance compared him to the guy with the mustache. He knows that Vance just gets him

[kevinmcqueenie]

Ted Cruz, Marco Rubio, Lyndsay Graham, JD Vance… The list goes on. Power over principle, each and every one.

[richardhendrix]

Don't blame the person with the Samsung, blame Apple for not accepting modern texting protocols.

[alanacholmes]

After 8 days with no power (thanks Beryl and Centerpoint executives), I'm so excited to watch Sethly from my own home!!

[pushinkeys]

trumps braveheart speech- “they may take our lives!… well not my life but maybe yours..”

[AnnaAnna]

There’s always talk about tree frogs before Ya Burnt. What’s if I actually wanted to learn something about tree frogs? 🤣

[ccaiti]

Correction: the iphone woes you had are all design flaws due to the iphone

[StarParticleShade]

Jackal here:

Excuse me sir - they have 'adult' coloring books. They have them with rude gestures, lewd acts, adult-themes, and my favorite - curse words in amazing designs.

Get you one. They're awesome. When I get mad at someone, I color the picture in their 'pallet'. It's a good, secret burn - unless you give it to them, which then it's just fun. :D

Love yoooou! <3

[willwebber]

"JD Vance looks like a Funco Pop doll of himself" - It's funny because it's true! 😂

[Dan_Boston]

Vance looks like if Eric and Don Jr. had a baby

[Tonyhouse]

NOTHING slows down bar service like espresso martinis with fresh-made coffee. 25 years in the bar/restaurant business and I don’t miss them AT ALL.

[brenta]

J. D. Vance looks like the garbage pail kids cross between Eric and Don Jr. 😂