The Six Stages of Monopoly (how every game is played)

Every game of Monopoly must end with arguing and no one being happy

[EMGaks]

Stage 5.5: Nearly all the properties are taken with some having major devlopments so you'd rather spend 3 turns in jail than attempt to cross through the hellscape you once called the board

[djtutti]

"I don't even have 10 dollars"

The most iconic sentence in every Monopoly game

[bestinvent]

There is also the bonus stage of realising you were playing wrong the whole time and then you have to read through the entire 50 page rule book to figure out how to play correctly

[djtutti]

"I don't even have 10 dollars" is the Canon event of every Monopoly game

[shaharh]

Stage 7: (mainly happens with family/sleepovers) pausing the game til tomorrow and then in the morning no one wants to play anymore

[NomiNexus]

The 6 stages of Monopoly is just the 5 stages of grief with the extra stage being the illusion of happiness

[Yashieyama]

The timing of recording yourself arguing with your other selves makes me wonder if he wrote the dialogue down to rehearse before recording it. This is awesome

[weirdtwinkie]

This is what the original game was about to show how unfair real estate is

[cheeseman]

Stage 8: go around the board countless times and nothing happens so everybody starts quitting until someone is left with an unsatisfactory victory

[xMissMCx]

All the others: ARGUING!
Me with about half of the board: “guys can you roll please?”

[shaistakashif]

Playing this with siblings and winning was like infinite aura, especially if they were older

[Literallyheretotalkshi]

I’ve played a lot of games of monopoly in my life. I don’t remember any of them actually playing out until the end. People always give up and go do something else 😂

[bannanawater]

Stage 8: politely burn down house.
Edit: i meant step 7 bro i miscounted

[beez]

Stage 7: resigning to the fact you're either totally screwed and it's only time until you lose, or you're going to win and nobody can stop you.

[SCPFoundation]

Sometimes i forget bro is playing all...alone😅 bro is so good at this

[seb-yaps-about-something]

Australian monopoly:
1: cutthroat start
2: fun
3: no one wants park lane
4: a few left
5: old Kent road finally gets bought
6: WHY IS NO ONE LANDING ON PALL MALL

[joshuamccray]

He's really playing monopoly by himself and losing

[TannerCraft]

Stage 2: Everybody leaves to "come back to the game later"



Only one person does, they are then outcast from the group.

[cameronholmes]

The fact all these could be in the exact same game is wild

[spry]

We all start the same until someone becomes an evil landlord