Man Swallowed by Humpback Whale Was 1 in a Trillion

It sounds like something out of a Hollywood movie, but the bizarre incident with Michael Packard and a humpback whale was actually reality. He was diving off the coast of Provincetown, Massachusetts, when the occurrence happened. While some say his story is a bit fishy, scuba diver Rainer Schimpf had an almost identical experience two years ago, and has the photos to prove it! Experts say there is about a 1-in-1-trillion chance of getting swallowed by a whale. #InsideEdition

[ImSicKPaLOfficial]

The whale feels horrible about the mistake and hopes he’s OK.

[ShadowWizard]

Her: I bet he's out there cheating on me.
Him: Literally inside a whale.

[falseking]

So his doctor didn’t believe him because he had no broken bones or tissue damage. But how many other whale swallowing accidents has he seen?

[huntercool]

The fact that he decided to still continue doing what he does just 1 week later after the incident is extremely admirable.

[superr_zz]

Imagine if the whale was huge enough to swallow him and inside he found a whole tribe of people

[mrmelonpl]

Imagine him reading Pinnochio to his grandchildren and at the end he says: “You know, I was also swallowed by a whale one day!” 😂

[dracoxx]

911: what is your emergency
caller: a man just got swallowed by a humpback whale
911: hahaha, ive had enough of the prank calls today buddy, *hangs up on the caller

[huntercool]

The whale’s experience is the definition of finding a bone in a chicken tender.

The Whale: 👁👄👁 *”What the flip is in my mouth?”*

[thomash]

Pinocchio and Jonah: "first time?"

[metraforce]

*The whale was only trying to talk about his cars extended warranty*

[theangryconstitutionalist]

"One in a trillion...according to ONE expert." Welcome to journalism in 2021, folks!

[otallono]

As if a trillion people put themselves anywhere near something like that

[lumpystilskin]

News reporter: he had no injuries


Man: *is limping*

[kevinklein]

Dude should play the lottery. Or we should just give him the lottery.

[RachelOnAWhim]

Headline: Man swallowed by whale was 1 in a trillion.
Jonah: I’d like a word.

[youngstonergang]

Him: swimming
Whale: Giant shrimp?
Him: No no no no no
Whale: it talks too?
Whale's Mom: John... Spit that human out

[sushansaakya]

The whale must be traumatized for life. It must have felt what we'd feel if we swallowed a cockroach. Disgusting 🤮🤮🤮

[laurencipolla]

Makes Me so angry when medical professionals first opinion is to not believe the patient. Investigate first, do your job first, THEN make a judgement

[nouserbri]

I can already imagine how scary that was

[Eleganttf]

"yuck this food doesnt taste good and hairy i better spit it out" ~the whale