No Time To Explain Remastered - Full Game

[youfromthepast]

This game led me to make a character which I named Reginald. This Reginald led me to make comics. Draw more. And even get into programming to try and bring him back to life. Thanks to whomever made this masterpiece.

[ewwjelly]

"I'M IN SO MUCH PAIN, OH GOD!"
"I CAN SEE MY BONES, WHY!?"
"MY RIBS ARE IN MY EYES, THEY'RE IN MY AH-HAH-HEEEYYEES!"
"WHY DO I HAVE THIS MUCH BLOOD!? AAAAGGH!"

[Terlinilia]

I love how he just picks up the gun with no hesitation

[thestwing]

"...I hate this idea..."
"I HATE YOU!"

[jaborsey_joseph]

This game's story is simply amazing.






The Soundtracks are pretty good too.

[judaihyuga]

I love that the winky face comes in at the end of every cutscene. It's especially funny on the second timeline when he kicks his other self into the claw then winks like "Ain't I a stinker?"

[ericb]

according to my Steam Library Achievement tracker, only 7.6% of ALL the people who bought this game from Steam have actually managed to reach the end!
it's THAT hard!

[antonhagbox]

AUUUGH SO MUCH PAIN!!! OH GOD!!!
I CAN SEE MY BONES!!! WHY?!?!
MY RIBS ARE IN MY EYES!! THEY'RE IN MY EEEYYYYEEES!!!
WHY DO I HAVE THIS MUCH BLOOD?!?! AUGH!!!
AREN'T YOU SUPPOSED TO BE PASSING OUT BY NOW?!?! OH GOD THE PAIN!!!
THIS IS EXTREMELY UNLIKELY!
MY INSIDES AND MY OUTSIDES ARE IN PAIN!!
DOC WAS RIGHT!! TIME TRAVELING IS DANGEROUS!!!!
THIS IS EXTREMELY IMPROBABLE!!!
HOW LONG HAVE I BEEN BLEEDING FOR?!?! THIS DOESN'T EVEN MAKE ANY SENSE!!!
THIS WAS A BRAND NEW SHIRT!!!
WHAT KIND OF MONSTER IS THIS THING ANYWAY!?!? AAUGH!!
THIS
I'M SORRY I PIRATED ROLLERCOASTER TYCOON!!!
FORGIVE ME
MY LAWYER'S GONNA HEAR ABOUT THIS!!!!
TELL MY WIFE I SAID- AUUUGH!!! AAAAUUGH!!! OH MY GOD!!! AAAAUUUUGGGGHHHH!!!!

AAAUUUGGHH!!!

[whYLiE]

At some point you probably asked yourself; "why am I doing this again?"

[nintendoromania]

My ribs are in my eyes!! They are in my EYES!!!

[ashenone]

heres a very easy way to defeat the first boss.
I did this before, but you can actually shoot the thrusters on the little spot without triggering the cutscenecwhere the crab ascends and the title fades in. if you do it correctly, you can fight the crab.

[noa-tim]

producer:alright dude, just one word left for the main character
voice
main character: 58:30

[kiarashipseverythingandmak]

Jack should play this but even though he played the first one I want to see him play the remastered

[leonardoraele]

42:12 Corporations are the real end-boss. So true

[b.amognyk]

the dude from the start : kills literally alot of alterative types of him and kills himself from the past.
also him :

[salr]

You beating the game without dieing “this is extremely unlikely”

[ericb]

39:32...i gave up at that point. TODAY.

WOW! what a crazy ending!

[blackandblue]

A game released in 2011 released on the Xbox One... in 2017 for free. How do I know this??? No time to explain.

[isaiahvictor]

Muffin: I am you from the future theres no time to
Me: FREE MUFFIN

[secretunknown]

me: guys want to join me terraria-. Future me: NU TAN TU EXPWAYN!