Claire’s does EVERYTHING (extended) #shorts

[tobybartels]

This is a repeat right? I didn't hallucinate it? Or simply remember it from the last time I was at Claire's and asked what they do there?

[TGirl]

This actually seems like an interesting plot for a story, like, a character that runs/discovers a store that just does anything and everything black-market style

[DragonLilax]

"What is this place...?"

THE FIREY PITS OF HE- Claire's!

[SatanBakes]

When you die, you probably just end up in the claires’ back room to start your forever job

[clashsnow]

“So far, there have been a series of murders across North America. We think this is a serial killer, as each of these bodies have glitter sprinkled across their corpse.”

“Oh! I can help with that. I’m a Claire employee and certified detective”
*looks over the files*
“Oh, this was us”

[tyrellbrown]

My sister, who used to work at Claire's back in 2021, been lying to me for years when she said they don't do bomb disposal😂.

[Thatsclassicaly]

Ngl, potentially the best Claire's ad I've ever seen

[thehypnosisworld]

Claire’s is like Ramona Flowers backpack, you can pull anything out of there. Like asbestos!

[AmazingAutist]

I like the idea of Claire's being a lovecraftian entity in the form of a cosmic space. Just like I like the idea of an Ikea being an in never-ending interdimensional liminal space and Gateway

[ramonacalvin]

“What happens when you die.”

“Come with me.”

☠️

[Sci-Fi-Punisher]

This is where ALL of James Bond's villains shop.

[significantfoliage]

Im sure the CEO assassin was hired through Claire's XD

[Wallybea]

“Feet pics”
Goodness me 💀😭 I need some therapy 😭✋

[akiraiung]

I love how "Time Travel" and "Unleashing the Multiverse" are genuine options

[coena]

I got my top surgery at Claire’s, my nipples are forever infected but I am still forever grateful 🥰

[eerieiris]

looking around for a camera as the disbelief grows is hilarious. like girl, you’re not being pranked, it’s just claire’s everyone knows they do everything!

[Suleclo]

Scalp massages, unleashing the Multiverse, and smoky eyes.... This absolutely cracks me up. Thank you Stanzi for the best warped humor ever. 🖤

[YourNeighborhoodSnake]

The emphasis on “fighting” in “dog fighting” after dog walking was peak comedy gold.

[otrame]

I fucking ADORE your sense of humor. Well done.

[BaconTayto]

The power of her non verbal communication is LOUD