When USA Let Loose And Turned RU Wagnerites To Mist Cloud

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[bagboybrown]

Russia: "We don't have any troops in the area"

USA: "You're right."

[reb]

That, my friends, is how all military engagements should be handled.

[jukesdtj]

"Captain, there are enemy soldiers in that direction"
"Understood, remove that direction"

[hodivr]

"If you want to kick the tiger in his back you'd better have a plan for dealing with his teeth.” — Tom Clancy.

[yewknight]

I have heard this story one hundred times and I still get goose bumps

[SomePersonDeauthorized]

America: “You don’t have any Russians in the area.”
Russia: “Correct.”
America: “That was a statement, not a question.”

[ysbrand]

Fun fact the surviving Wagner soldiers received a medal for surviving.

[RodgerRamjet]

General, Sir: We have attacking troops in Quadrant 12..
Quadrant 12"
understood Sir..

[mikegerber]

Best example of "we didn't start it but we're damn sure gonna finish it"

[cavemut]

Lloyd Austin is shown as the Secretary of Defense in 2018 Jim Mattis was the Secretary of Defense in 2018.

[laggybum]

Gotta love it when you have to call in the cartographers to remake the maps of the area!

[Blade]

In our defense, we asked nicely to stop.... they said no, so we stopped it.

[LarryRessler]

Russia: we have no forces in the area.
USA 🇺🇸: confirmed 👌.
As a Navy veteran I approve this message.

[christopherouko]

"The US later called their counterparts in Russia to confirm know that indeed there were no Russian troops on the ground"

[creativecreeper]

America: They yours?
Russia: Nah
America: Oh good... Time to remove that direction then!

[PowerHouseWash]

There's a big difference between what the US can do and what they usually do. This is an example of what they can do.

[snoozer_who_snuffed_it]

This is why we Canadians feel so close to our American brothers. They got our back. That's why we step up.

[robertyou]

I love these 3 minutes YouTube shorts, so much more content than in the previous rushed 1 minute ones.

[Spartan_]

Secretary: see that grid square? I don't like it, get rid of it

All Nearby Branches: understood sir, this is great training for our boots

[TheSecretGamerMC]

F22: Would you intercept me?
F22: I'd intercept me.