SCP-914 with Five Pounds of Raw Ground Beef!

We explore what would happen if Five lbs of Raw Ground Beef were put inside SCP-914 The Clockworks. Watch and find out!

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[piratekit]

I'm betting there was a researcher standing at the end with knife and fork after that second Very Fine test, expecting some filet mignon, and was ultimately terrified by what is definitely NOT filet mignon.

[horsepowermultimedia]

At first, I thought the pound of beef was gonna just turn into a miniature cow at very fine.

[monsterking]

ysee, the problem was they didn't include a note saying what they wanted it to do. Machine's been proven sapient on various occasions, so if they included a pound of raw beef along with a note saying something along the lines of "please make into delicious non anomolous meal edible by humans without ill effects" they probably would've kept getting things that were pretty nice.

[cocacolablood]

And on coarse it became Clara Peller bellowing "Where's the beef?"

[venomouskoala]

I have a feeling that Dr. Bright is kept far, far away from the clockworks

[Robin__]

A suggestion: If Miss J can teach anything, maybe she can teach the foundation how to kill SCP - 682? Maybe that would work.

[MirzaAsjad]

Imagine if a third very fine test took place and it produced something like The Flesh That Hates....

[zxamostheseer]

"One pound of minced meat turned into one pound of beef jerky of equal weight."

Hmmmm, the floor here is made out of floor.

[daviddent]

I love how the policy with 914 is literally "Stick random shit in and turn the dial to see if anyone dies or gets mentally traumatized" XD

[dragerien]

"A pound of ground beef became a pound of beef jerky of equal weight."

Yes, that is how pounds work. XD

[donovanmahan]

Ah yes, the two interpretations of "make me a meal"

[MrEndermenly]

The fact that the very fine produced a well done flank steak tells you that the person who made this entry has no concept of good food

[cadetgaming]

0:27 I thought that all monsters that will come from SCP-914 needs to be expunged.

[justaguy]

Imagine if they did a third very fine test and It came out the "when day break" monster 💀

[jonbong]

"A pound of ground beef became a pound of beef jerky of equal weight"

[Anto_]

"the pound of ground bee became a pound of beef jerky, or equal weight"
Kind of redundant

[CorruptionBiomeFan]

Imagine on the third very fine test you just suddenly see
*The Wall of Flesh Has Awoken!*

[danthespaceman]

When they say ’don’t put organic matter into 914!’ But you do so anyway
😎

[BigZola]

SCP-914:"You might not like my meat, but my meat surely likes you."

[pickles]

“A pound of beef jerky of equal weight”
Dang I thought my pound of jerky was 5 pounds