The Chosens Answer Your Assumptions

The mystery, the intrigue, the Chosen.

🎙THE PODCAST

🧨HUGE thank you to SHAYNE

🧨HUGE thank you to SPENCER

🧨HUGE thank you to TREVOR

🗯MORE EPISODES…

🎥Crew
▸ Executive Producer - Anthony Padilla
▸ Executive Producer - Alessandra Catanese
▸ Director of Production - Amanda Barnes
▸ Channel Director/Creative Director - Mike Criscimagna
▸ Producer/Director - Nicole Nourmal
▸ Associate Producer - Joshua Dozier
▸ Director of Photography - Matthew Faulkner
▸ Camera Operator - Macy Armstrong
▸ Social Media - Kim Wilborn
▸ Post Manager - Luke Baker
▸ Editor - Patrick Horba
▸ Sound Mixing - Kevin Bazell
▸ Sound Editor - Gareth Hird
▸ DIT - Luke Baker
▸ Production Assistant - Oliver Wehlander
▸ Senior Manager, Channel & Strategy - Lizzy Jones
▸ Channel Operations Coordinator - Audrey Carganilla

🎵Theme Music Composer - Matt Good AKA The King of Emo

📢BE ON THE SHOW

0:00 INTRO
1:18 THE CHOSEN HAS NO INNER MONOLOGUE
2:10 THE CHOSEN IS IMMUNE TO FALL DAMAGE
3:06 THE CHOSEN HAS A "CRIT" SPOT
4:12 THE CHOSEN HAS HIGH KARMA ON REDDIT
5:28 THE CHOSEN CANNOT BE BROKEN
6:27 THE CHOSEN'S HAIR PART REQUIRES MASSIVE AMOUNTS OF CHI
7:37 IT'S DANGEROUS FOR THE CHOSEN TO RUN AT FULL SPEED IN PUBLIC
9:11 THE CHOSEN CAN'T LOSE THEIR VIRGINITY BECAUSE THEY NEVER LOSE
10:22 DUE TO THEIR IMPRESSIVE NO FAP RECORD, THE CHOSEN SUFFERS FROM WET DREAMS
11:44 THE CHOSEN HAS FEELINGS FOR BRIANNA BOHO
12:27 WILL SMITH TRIED TO WARN US ABOUT AI IN THE MOVIE I, ROBOT
14:27 CYBERPUNK 2077 WAS BEST WHEN IT WAS FIRST RELEASED
15:41 THE SIMULATION BENDS TO THE WILL OF THE CHOSEN
16:41 THE CHOSEN WATCHES HENTAI FOR THE PLOT
17:53 BB-8 IS A REAL LIFE SENTIENT DROID
18:24 CHICA IS OBJECTIVELY THE BEST FNAF ANIMATRONIC
19:05 IF THE CHOSEN IS WRONG, YOU'VE MISUNDERSTOOD
19:53 DETECTING FACT AND FICTION WITH THE CHOSEN
26:56 IMPRESSIVE OR CLASSIC MISTAKE
32:37 THE CHOSEN'S FINAL REMARK

[spennser]

might have disclosed too much in this one...

[EnycmaPie]

Shayne merely adopted the Chosen. Spencer was born in it, molded by it.

[MarvelousSpirit]

‘The critoris?’ was the exact moment when I hit the like button

[kathleenl]

1 minute in, "I'm practicing my katakana" while flipping the DS to show the Cool S drawn in pictochat was such a decisive blow I had to stop the video for a while.

[ToastyBits]

Anthony Padilla fans that don't watch Smosh are going to be so confused about this video.

[Thedownwardmineon]

'I also had my prostate removed just in case!" Spenser truly lives in another dimension lmao

[akaviral]

This comment section is about to become a Freaking. Hellscape.

[sanniichi_]

ngl as immersed as I am in The Chosen lore, I never fully grasped the concept that there was even The Chooser

[garagebandarchive]

I pray this is someones first complete and deep introduction to the Chosen.

[daniisaurushax]

I love how they speak as if they’re simultaneously one person and also different people

[brilab]

you have to be a specific kind of chronically online to understand this video

[faunic]

"my brain operates at such a high level that oftentimes its hard to understand even for me"

the chosen confirmed for ADHD

[Dazyet]

“He believes his delusion” is going to be my new catchphrase.

[Ant_Therapy]

This is a genius play on Anthony’s part. Posting something that could be a full Smosh video on his channel, which will bring smosh viewers to him and Anthony viewers to Smosh. Win win 🥇

[FreePheoniix]

"I would love to pick y'alls brains later about the movies you've worked on, " "No." I died 😅

[LiamTHiggins]

i wonder if they're gonna show them break character?"
"the critorus?"
Never mind.

[zomb_ethan]

26:46
"He believes his delusion."
The Chosen was SO TAKEN ABACK BY THAT- ITS KILLING ME.

[lily]

Trevor has learned the Chosen character so quickly

[chrissimmons]

I consider this to be a side quest, so now I just need to see the chosen on mythical kitchen making his gamer juice and survival meal

[ejaybugboythree]

Shayne will always be the OG, but goddamn Spencer's Chosen always kills me. That Trivial Pursuit TNTL Chosen vs. Chosen is still one of the funniest videos I've ever seen from Smosh.