Gems of Jedi wisdom: number 602

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[longkeithdiablo]

Two things we know about the wise man of youtube.
1 he is wise.
2 he is a man

[lukasmakarios]

Great impersonation of Sir Alec Guiness!

[rallan]

I have zero chickens. I don't have them, yet I was able to count them! I have greater wisdom, and zero chickens.

[Alfiy_Wolf]

You okay bro? Did we eat the wrong gummy bears?

[enscroggs]

On Tatooine, the proverb is "Don't count your whomp rats until after that rascal Skywalker and his reprobate associates from Tachi Station have decided not to buzz Beggar's Canyon and to get stoned on Kessel spice instead, then you have whomp rats to count." There's a variation popular with the moisture farmers of that backwater planet. It goes, "Don't count your evaporator spares until the Jawas have stolen everything they can carry."

The Empire has a similar adage: "Don't count your stormtroopers until they all have passed basic marksmanship training."

[tba]

Have you ever heard the tragedy of Darth MacDonald the Poultry Farmer...?

[andieslandies]

You do a very good Alec Guinness! <3

[denimjez]

Can you explain chicken math to us with wives who go to the store for 2 chickens and come back with a multiple of that number

[danb]

But what you say is speaking in absolutes master lindy. Shouldn’t we be counting eggs? For there is uncertainty and therefore the force is strongest with uncertainty, but only the Sith would deal in absolutes such as the absolute of a chicken instead of an egg.

[frankharr]

What if I want to know how many eggs I have? I'm going to be baking some cakes here.

[Vibakari]

Didn’t know chickens existed back then

[bazzatheblue]

Yeah i suppose thats right, never thought of it like that.

[wyndhamcoffman]

Now if you ever ask an economist; they will count your eggs; then they will count the eggs you haven't bought, the eggs that didn't hatch, and the chicks caught by the foxes, as lost chickens.

[boss-anova]

What a person does when they have financial stability and just nothing to do.

[brandonmbaxter]

I would love to hear deep thoughts by Jack handey from lindybeige.

[pourlemerite]

Glad someone knows the difference between a chicken (dead thing) and a hen 👍👍👍👍

[Wario-The-Legend]

The fox might also get your chickens as well, so what's the point of counting at all?

[davefellhoelter]

Never Count your Chickens! as a chicken rancher "I Know! they Never Hold Still, Just Count Your HENS! or your COCKS?

[Mayakran]

But when are they no longer chicks? How can you tell? Obviously there’s the change in plumage, but are they chickens when they no longer have “baby fluff?” What’s the exact second a chick becomes a chicken? Is it a chick-chicken continuum? I MUST KNOW!

[kenbrown]

not counting eggs makes it really hard to make breakfast. just saying.