Dwarven Cooking

[blitzkrieg]

"Its just enough"

That's what she said

[austinbutcher]

The elf in the squad trying to learn how to be a chef: sooo what next?

Dwarven dad: oh yea almost 4got *adds another pound of beef *

[Night_owl]

The commentary in the background 😂 I love your videos!! ❤

[thadoubleapyt]

Fun fact: I made a High Elf NPC called “Ramsey.”
Acted exactly as you’d want him to

[jesterzero]

Ok you got the cooking snack sorted, whats for dinner?

[sutoriimmortal]

Dwarves are honestly the people in all of D&d that could most use good druids, and 99% of the reason is food.

[lilybarone]

For a dwarf this man eats like a giant.

[megablaziken]

Half the size, but double the stomach space, that's how dwarvens eat! Your ancestors would be proud 👏

[rhogardelmirev]

When the dragonborn rolls a nat 20 on survival and butchers the deer, and divides portions for the party

[obsidian]

Dwarvin father if I my speak you are my favorite YouTuber, and that looks good love your videos❤

[jimmyhoffa]

*The dwarven diet is just 2013 epic meal time*

[rogerdodger]

If it were butter, that would be step one in french, and southern cooking.

[ShogunRyuusha]

I remember playing as a Dwarf and we were camping out in a small alcove north of a village our DM had created known as Solheim. It was peaceful. Blissful. Until the DM asked,
"Have you all been purchasing rations?"

The question was a bad omen. Each of us looked at the other. We realized we'd bought potions - not rations. And our quest HAD taken more than a week - the standard amount in starting materials. One of the others was about to speak, another about to get angry, when I said - in my character's voice.

"Alright, boys, as per usual, I'm goin' huntin'. The forest is our ration now."

So I convinced the DM that my warrior Dwarf had probably - during the time skips - been going hunting for food. The DM was skeptical - since my survival skill was lower compared to everyone else. My nature wasn't good either. I pointed out I wasn't trying to SURVIVE the Hunts. I was trying to CONQUER them. I was a Dwarf warrior. Not a Dwarf SURVIVOR. And it was in my NATURE to do so.

The DM agreed this made some bit of sense. We bantered for a bit before he asked for some rolls and did a story about my Dwarf going out into the wilds to get a Boar and a rabbit, and possibly some mushrooms while the rest of the party took a break to do what they needed to do.

So, Freidrich Stoneheim, great Fighter, was gonna kill a boar. I roll Survival and Nature checks. I hunt the boar. Unfortunately, I overkill him with a powerful swing of my axe and ruin a good chunk of meat. The DM chuckles.

"I carry back the whole boar."

He stops.

"You what?"

"If the whole beast can fit on the fire, we're eating the whole beast."

So my Dwarf carries back the entire boar and some mushrooms he found on the way and didn't roll to see if they were safe. That night, we fed on full-cooked boar and strange-scented mushrooms. The Mage rolled insight. The Hunter rolled nature. They were deemed non-toxic and unenchanted.

Nonetheless, the next day, we were tripping balls on magic forest mushrooms. Fun times.

[zachaldrich]

that looks like a light snack, let me in on it

[bthsr]

You need a bigger pan and seasoning. Now that you've got seasoned and cooked beef, what are you planning on doing with the beef?

[damienhouse]

This is why she keeps making you eat grass.

[matteblack]

Halfling cooking is best cooking. Change my mind.

[vectrwolf]

Dr. Atkins was from under the mountain.

[nomadicgamer]

That's just the beef, we still need the potatoes, ale and maybe a little country cheese

[draggydaducky]

Father I don't see any seasonings. We're dwarves not goblins.