It's always the blue hair... YOU LAUGH YOU LOSE 195.5

If you laugh you lose, good luck. #meme #memes #funny

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[ReformedAgnostic]

And that Canadian man who was filling potholes was ordered to stop by his municipality, but he refused. So, the municipal government called the cops on him. Only after 3 warnings and the threat of a fine from the police did he stop doing it. Apparently, the municipality has STILL not fixed the potholes that he wasn't able to fill. He has told a local news station that if the neighbours offer to pay any and all fines he receives, he'll start doing it again. That story is like an ongoing David vs. Goliath saga, and it's hilarious.

[violetmoon]

Doctor: Is there any mental illness in your family?
Me: My sister thinks that AOC is a "really smart lady".

[Subsaibot]

4:08 Actually Tyler there is a video of a WW2 vet talking about how he is shocked to see what this country has become. The country that he fought for and he mentions that he had to watch his friends die and them not knowing that this is the future that they gave their lives for. He starts breaking down in tears. Its a very hard watch.

[kampiestarz]

My father came from Italy and fought in WW2. He was in the last group that came over. I visited the WW2 memorial in DC, and cried looking at how many people died, there are stars that represents thousands killed. My dad would always have moments when he was in his 80s where he was upset that the world never became perfect for kids. Now look at what’s going on, how can I not shed a tear.

[otpyrcralphpierre]

THIS is MY contribution to Black History Month:
"The 15th Amendment, reading 'The right to Citizens of the United States to Vote shall not be denied or
abridged by the United States or by Any State on account of Race, Color, or previous condition of Servitude '
was passed by Congress by only Republican votes, with NO Democrats voting in favor, on February 26, 1869.
It was ratified by the States and became Law on March 30th, 1870"

[superbuscivis]

I swear, Stephen King and Rob Reiner are sharing the same brain cell.

[gilwood]

Nancy and Chuck kneeling for a CRIMINAL was disgusting

[LadyRobertaL]

Congratulations on upcoming baby! Get that overnight bag ready! Can’t wait to welcome second baby Zed soon!

[thunderbox]

I was at work when a trans came through my line with a he/him button on and "he" left his debit card on the counter so I yelled "sir! Sir your card!" And "he" didn't turn around because "he" can lie to the rest of us but not "himself". When I ran after "him" "he" said "he" thought I was talking to someone else.😂😂

[jonpiotrowski]

I AM just a regular person from 20 years ago..!!! THE BEST STATEMENT TYLER HAS EVER MADE...!!! What’s right is right, what’s wrong is wrong... this IS the majority of people in the U.S, ..!!!

[riaingardner]

Tyler, I worked for a principal in public school who went to law school. She gave herself the title Doctor because 2 year law degrees say Juris Doctorate (equivalent of a Masters). No one at the school or the district challenged her. My initials are D. R. so I signed all my papers to my bosses as D.R. G.... She told me that I shouldnt do that or someone might mistake me for a doctor....

[WayneBarroncffcs]

9:47
About 25 years ago, I was checking out at a grocery store.
I asked the cashier when she was due, and she snapped at me.
"I am NOT pregnant!"
Ma'am, I am so sorry.

Well, everyone looked over, and when I went out to my truck, these two separate women walked up to me, the first said. "I thought she was pregnant too."
The second woman said. "I work at the health clinic, and I can tell you now that she is pregnant; she is just denying it."

I guess I need to clarify since EVERYONE thinks she violated something.

She WORKS there; she was NOT her physician.
She was stating a fact.
A lot of women who are bigger, who are pregnant, either
1 - Do not know. (This happened to a girl who went to school with my sister; she went into labor in the girl's bathroom and did not know until she was rushed to the hospital that she was giving birth.)
2 - Knows but is in denial.

[kaidenhall]

Nobody is talking about how the guy from Venezuela killed that girl and they let him go… yet I go to jail for a gram of weed

[robsturgeon]

If you cant afford your degree. Why do I have to Pay for it. 🎉😂

[BJMauck]

Just started your book. On 12/28/07 when your Mom said “It’s okay to cry”, I cried with you. Loving the book.

[benjaminschaefer]

for people who don't understand BlueRay, and why it was such a big deal:
most DVDs use red lasers to detect imperfections on the mirrored surface of a disk, almost exactly like a vinyl record but with mirrors. However it turns out a blue laser can be made much much thinner than a red lasers due to light wave lengths. Which meant the discs could be the same size but with smaller marks,

smaller marks meant more data

and more data meant you could make 4 hour movies in 4k resolution and put it all on one disk, as long as you had a blue laser to read it with.

then of course everyone switched to online streaming and BlueRay promptly died

[thevolatilitywhisperer]

Maury freed more black men than Lincoln may be one of the most accurate quotes

[michaelwhite]

I’ll never forget 29 cent hamburger Mondays and 39 cent cheeseburger Wednesdays at McDonald’s; ma came through the front door after work with a giant bag and yell, “it’s white trash night!!!” We’d all come off our rooms to horf down our dinner. Next morning’s breakfast was usually microwave cheeseburgers. Yum!!!😋

[tidasium]

2:51, My best friend and I did this to some potholes in our neighborhood. The city came to us and said either remove the concrete or we're going to fine you. They also threatened prosecution and possible jail time. It made no sense

[adamgarrick]

The thing about Maury was that no matter what messed up thing the woman did to the man, they ran to the couch to make her feel better, even if he's having an emotional meltdown on stage.