This salad is a nightmare…

Making a worst rated Halloween maggot salad recipe from the foodnetwork #salad #halloween #recipe #recipereview #shorts

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[iamanormalman]

this was made by a drunk wine mom rolling dice

[catpoke]

The idea of vanilla extract and garlic together makes me want to die

[JunKurosu]

Might have been a pregnancy cravings salad

[frostwing]

It’s gotta be unrated because no one looks at the ingredient list and thinks “oh yeah, I wanna eat that.” Definitely feels like an oddly specific pregnancy craving.

[Iffondrel]

It feels like a tumblr poll made this salad

[thepokemonqueen]

if by "halloween" they were going for "sensory nightmare" I think the author nailed it 😂

[robertgronewold]

With this ingredient lineup I was expecting eye of newt at any second.

[L.J.McEachern]

At no point was I able to predict what was in this "salad" to the "salad dressing."

[hhazelclouds]

I was confused at the vanilla extract, but then....beef jerky?😭

[deerlyqueery]

This sounds like an absolute nightmare, so clearly it nailed the Halloween vibe!

[destinee]

Did someone make a salad recipe using a roulette wheel?? Every ingredient confused me more than that last.

[BurnTheBluestSkies]

"I'm making dressing!" with the same mildly indignant tone as when my boyfriend catches me doing something weird and I'm trying to pass it off as so obviously normal.

[Htehtoom]

Maybe this recipe is aiming more for lovecraftian horror. The horror of something beyond human comprehension, specifically.

[ArabellaTurner]

If the Halloween part was the fear it inspired, then it was a massive success!

[PrettyBoyDevito]

with every new ingredient, the frown on my face got deeper

[DoubleL]

This recipe has some real 'Seymour Skinner stalling for time' vibes.

[meganrae]

It’s giving “small child making *potions*” 😂

[dwtardisallonsy]

A 2/5 is a pretty generous ranking for this channel, especially given the borderline demonic domination of ingredients

[blackjackdaw]

The more ingridients you add the more I was thinking "Someone (probably a child) wanted to be the next Panoramix and brew the Magic Potion but didn't know the recipe, so here we are"

[thelucidduchess]

I’m not sure what it is, but “The bees are helping!“ felt really wholesome for some reason