bionicle: quest for the krusty krab

what up im sleep deprived
(headphones recommended)

[Darumaster]

"Each set comes with all of the other ones" How my parents thought Bionicle should work

[sqooky]

I love how the sharks are just screaming YEEEAAH

[plumdowner]

"Matoro *dies* to revive Mata Nui"
The way the word is emphasised is great.

[lukaza]

"Was that the bite of 87?"
That took me so off guard, and it really shouldn't have

[loganchew]

Bionicle lore is actually epic and on the space opera level. It's also insane how writers thought kids could follow what the hell was even happening in the books.

[HunhowsShadowStalker]

You know *why* Kongu has two Cordak blasters?

"Two hands."

[Likonan]

The Jaller MOL voicelines are the icing on the cake

[hasko]

*take only one please. NO! PUT IT BACK*

[scubadoo]

I sometimes think the commerical narrator was one of the few that knew the entire story, that's why he gave us such epic commercials, he knew he was selling awesomeness.

[tomppa]

"Each set comes with all of the other ones"

Five-year-old me: impossible

[DValentine]

"Each set comes with all of the other ones" is easily the best bit.

[ManiacBricks]

"Kongu NO, put it back!" got me

[albertskoften]

The Mahrimobile flying along seems a lot more like a casual shuttle bus when you take away the intense sound.

[JBOboe]

JALLER'S LINES FROM MASK OF LIGHT ARE KILLING ME

[Melphiee]

"Nitrous Oxide levels, Stable"

[ImpyWorm]

Man the Narrator has got some serious range if he was managing to do a woman's voice *and* Markiplier's.

[Durgemann]

Tony Wedgwood just spoiling the whole story out of spite is easily my favorite part.

[TBkid]

"You're alive, kolhii head!"
Not for much longer. RIP Matoro 😢

[teddys]

I need that mask of life cuz that last line killed me 💀

[purplehaze]

0:34 I know I should probably be commenting on the shitpost's elements rather than the elements of the original commercial, but I love the detail of Matoro and Kongu's visible discomfort and reluctance in the water, whereas Hahli is quite literally in her element and doing just fine.