Taylor Swift as a Detective

Happy Birthday Taylor Swift!

[HM-odwm]

who else started watching these videos and became obsessed?

[justaperson]

4:14 editing "cardigan" to just be "cardi" is so genius

[jatnielortiz]

I love that they use Black Pink phrases much more, because they always use the typical ""Bombayah"" ones.
No doubt VanityLessons is the best at doing this

[randomuser]

My bet is on Nicki, she didn't cry when the first death occured, when the camera was filming, she seemingly forgot someone literally died and she was the one telling everyone to go to sleep.

[max_t]

5:15 this scene was so ICONIC omg 😭😍✨ happy birthday Taylor Swift

[justcallmed]

Damn, can we just appreciate how much editing improved??? Like details now are just wow wow wow 💅✨

[alexen]

CARDIOVASCULAR B, I'm literally dead 🤣🤣love ya Vanity!! Once again a masterpiece!

[max_t]

5:58 obviously Taylor had to use a helicopter and not a normal patrol 💀😭 I LOVE THE DETAILS PLEASE

[Erre-te]

IM AMAZED BY HOW YOU MAKE YOUR VIDEOS NOW. WE LOVE THEM🔥

[MatTheSoundless]

Such a cinematic masterpiece-
Also, to answer that final question, I think maybe it was Dula Peep (B), she's had the least amount to do with the story so far it'd seem, so she's seemly unsuspicious, which makes me suspicious.

[sauravraj]

you're so real for releasing this on Taylor's birthday! 🥰

[djwitheredbonnie]

9:07 I've got a hunch that Billie Eilish was the one who killed Britney and Beyonce.

For Britney, even though Nicki was in the kitchen last, I have high suspicion that Billie could've poisoned the Hot Sauce, because why would Nicki need to go to the kitchen when there's food already underway? that and the hot sauce wasn't present until it arrived and Billie was the one who took the pizza inside in the first place, meaning she must've put something in it before walking into the living room, something like dish soap that she may have gotten from the kitchen.. and no... Billie trying to wake Britney up has nothing to do with anything, since murders tend to try and do their best they can to make it seem as if it wasn't their fault to begin with.

For Beyonce, there are far too many scratch marks all over her body for it to be a suicide attempt. Since Beyonce has scratch marks, that reduces it down to Billie and Nicki, since Beyonce doesn't have any knife marks or gun shots, which would've alerted the others anyway, and Dua Lipa's nails aren't long to pierce through skin (Same deal with Ariana). Despite Nicki having no sympathy for Britney, I have a feeling that it's Billie still, since Billie has the longest nails of the group and even though "RENAISSANCE" is a reference towards one of Beyonce's albums, it's also a reference to Billie's nickname "Queen Billie", which being queen is a huge role to have, especially during the Renaissance Era, that and there's been a TikTok trend involving Billie's head or eyes and a renaissance painting called "Renaissance Eyes" that happened back in 2019. The "See you guys in Hell" part of the letter could be a refernce towards Billie Eilish's song "All the Good Girls go to Hell"

With this in mind, if it was Nicki, she would've been the one who killed Beyonce and Beyonce only and not Brittney, the only thing that would make sense for her to kill Beyonce, is because Beyonce was the one with the hot sauce last, but then why would Nicki do that if she didn't have the hot sauce to begin with? because again, she wasn't the one who took the food from Cardi B, nor was it Beyonce's fault anyway, since Nicki watched Brittney grab the hot sauce out of Beyonce's hands. Ariana and Dua Lipa basically watched the whole thing, leaving Billie Eilish remaining.

So despite all the suspicion that Nicki has put upon herself, my best guess is that *Billie Eilish* was the murderer

[francescomarangoni]

Tha fact that Taylor gets home by helicopter is so accurate

[jasminechanda]

Lady Gaga: it's science and scientific proof it's biology
Taylor: where you think she got it from?
Lady Gaga: VENUS!
💀💀
I'm half through the video and practically dead 🤣🤣
Edit:
I think Billie did it

[linhtut]

6:49 LMAO THIS SCENE IS MY FAVORITE LIKE, the whole video was so funny

[hanselbarlow]

Better than most movies I’ve seen recently.

[alexxnotalex]

Taylor Swift's Lines from Each Song:
3:00, 4:21 : Anti-Hero
3:03, 3:04, 3:47, 4:26, 4:27 (In Jail) : Afterglow
3:50: Don't Blame Me
3:51 : You’re Not Sorry
3:59 : Vigilante Shit
4:13, 4:27, 7:44 : Cardigan
4:18 : The Last Great American Dynasty
4:59 : Lover
5:10, 8:54 : Look What You Made Me Do
5:32 : Sweet Nothing
5:51 : The Moment I Knew
5:54, 8:41: 22
5:56 : It's Nice To Have A Friend
5:57 : Bye Bye Baby
7:43, 7:44 (after cardi), 8:20 : No Body, No Crime
7:52 : Getaway Car
7:59 : I Forgot That You Existed
8:05 : this is me trying
8:29 : The Archer
8:35 : Willow
8:52 : Death By A Thousand Cuts
9:05 : Blank Space

[Kyokoisamrsaftonsimp]

This made me laugh even more after a bunch of chaos 🤣

[quentinscheliquet]

Omg the details 😂 Gaga as a doctor is amazing, I need the second episode!

[OnyxDragon]

Not those pictures on toxicity scale🤣... I'm dying.




Btw, quality of your videos only seems to increase each time. Keep up the good work! Just don't strain yourself too much, okay?

Thank you for always making me smile