If Taylor Swift was your Police Officer 👮‍♀️ (TTPD Edition) #taylorswift #ttpd

[everex]

The fact that the full line is "Put u in jail for something u didn't do" makes it 10x funnier

[swiftlyaswiftie]

This helped me realized just how many crime related lyrics Taylor has

[Subhashree]

I just got out of Jail!!!
*Fresh out the slammerrr* 😂😂😂

[mrrorbqll]

this is the most sensible taylor has ever been

[rainorchard]

I was waiting for "Even if its handcuffed Im leaving here with you"

[ifybinftsmwel]

Here’s the songs!
“You deserve prison” - the smallest man who ever lived
“Indecent exposure” - down bad
“In the black dog” - the black dog
“Chloe or Sam or Sophia or Marcus” - Chloe or Sam or Sophia or Marcus
“Deranged weirdo” - I look in peoples windows
“Speeding” - the bolter
“Smell like weed” - florida!!!
“Narcotics” - who’s afraid of little old me
“With a gun” - the smallest man who ever lived
“You did some bad things” - vigilante shit
“Killed Casandra” - Cassandra
“Really bad at lying” - picture to burn
“In the dead of night” - my boy only breaks his favorite toys
“Crucial evidence” - I can do it with a broken heart
“Fresh out the slammer” - fresh out the slammer
“It would make no difference” - down bad
“Put you in jail” - afterglow
“You left me no choice” - right where you left me

[Sweetmuffins]

“I don’t even know who Cassandra is!” 😂

[Katie_Cecil]

I noticed that she started slightly smiling each lyric😂😂😂😂

[xOxmortal]

EVEN IF IT'S HANDCUFFED I'M LEAVING HERE WITH YOUUU

[MandaJolie]

I REALLY hope Taylor knows these exist 😂

[adalyn]

EVEN IF ITS HANDCUFFED IM LEAVING HERE WITH YOU!!!

[DanTheMan]

Should do “Taylor Swift is your photographer” so she can say “Lights, Camera, Bitch, Smile!”

[thaliasr]

you thought we wouldn't notice you sneak Picture to Burn😂

[abbs_]

all songs used in the video (in order)
1. the smallest man who ever lived
2. down bad
3. the black dog
4. chloe or sam or sophia or marcus
5. i look in people's windows
6. the bolter
7. florida!!!
8. who's afraid of little old me?
9. the smallest man who ever lived
10. vigilante sh*t (from Midnights)
11. cassandra
12. picture to burn (from debut)
13. my boy only breaks his favorite toys
14. i can do it with a broken heart
15. fresh out the slammer
16. down bad
17. afterglow (from Lover)
18. right where you left me (from evermore)

[rubberducky]

There's some gems in the Poets lyrics for these. Looking forward to more! 🤣

[singingwithbecca]

The little taylor in the middle of these most recent taylor songs almost made me wanna cry 😭😭

[katherinehatten]

“ Put you in jail”
For something you didn’t do
😂😂😂

[fernaaa]

"Fresh out the slammer?" I died 🤣

[filmedbyjamesss]

The way she has a straight face at the beginning by the end she is smiling😂

[Aadyapotterheadever]

lol, bro going to prison again because of Cassandra 😂