Three Horrifying Ways Dinosaurs Could END You

[enderethan]

Let’s not forget about being swatted by the 3 foot claws of a Therizinosaurus, head butted with extreme force by a pachycephalosaurid, getting pulverised by the tail club of an Ankylosaurid or getting constantly scratched and pecked at by an Ornithomimid.

Also nice to hear that the shredding power of my Carcharodontosaurid beauties are finally being appreciated, never underestimate the true serrated power of the carcharodontosaurids.

[Thagomizer]

This is why we need an R rated dinosaur movie with accurate dinosaurs.

[JoshFlames]

*"The point is... You are alive, when they started to eat you."*
- Alan Grant, Jurassic Park

[Treegardern]

So getting skewered by a elephant, getting bit by a shark, and becoming a bear’s meal. Just performed by lizard birds with teeth and horns

[ollaniuspius]

As much as I love studying them, I am thankful I will never have a close encounter with these beasts.

[Monarch-jbvi]

Alan Grant was right. The point is... You are ALIVE when they start eating you

[yamato]

Like many animals, raptors have no reason to finish you if dinner is already served.

Killing the prey before eating is usually only doen by predators unable to keep it down, mostly due to the strength ratio not being in their favor.

[Tyrex_Productions]

We need some dinosaur horror with accurate dinosaurs. Paleohorror, if you will. I’m trying to do something like that

[mucusman]

Or ya know just being bitten by literally any large herbivore would be like getting clammped by a gaint pair of wire cutters.

[Bagelgeuse]

I wish a director made a dinosaur horror film. The ways in which these animals could end you would make for a terrifying experience.

Basically, 65 but actually scary, and with more characters for the accurate dinosaurs to tear into.

[hattori]

Fun fact large herbivores prove that they also have a temper

[saw-blade]

People forget how terrifying dinosaurs are sometimes

[ryv]

This is how it sounded like to me:

#3 “Being impaled 😃”

#2 “Shredded 🤌😌”

#1 “Eaten Alive 🙂”

[ifeeldead]

The ER in the "Dinosaurs are still alive" universe must be gorey af

[Noonesaccount-rbqr]

Getting crushed is in my opinion the worst one getting your skull crushed by an ankylosaur or your whole body pancaked by a sauropod

[raymondjones]

Ironically Trex would've been the easiest death. You could literally fit in its mouth and its jaw muscles was so RIDICULOUSLY strong you'd instantly explode or be cut in half by the sheer shearing of its jaws. Youd die in an instant or as quick as it could chew.

So yeah yall have a good nights sleep 😊.

[CasualPrince]

The juvenile carnivores thing is an excellent point, I'm planning on writing a dinosaur dystopia novel at some point and that seems like a great scene to include.

[MaximumPrime]

This is why accurate Dinosaurs are way scarier than Spielberg ones 💀

[Pastamist]

I do think being eviscerated by a raptor kick is still possible— even the RRM is hypothetical. Cassowaries, essentially modern-day dromaeosaurs, use their claws for that very purpose.
I don’t think anyone wants to end up like novel Nedry.

[iAmYourTable]

Can’t forget the tail club of an ankylosaurus breaking every single bone in your body if you don’t die from the impact