Being a lazy Christian

#mythology #christian #bible #jesus #church #lazy #idontwanna #comedy

[oranglordd]

"What kinda Christian are you?"
"I don't wanna."

[dimeforcrime]

"why don't you confess to your sins?"
*looks at basement door.*
"too many."

[mralt]

"what kind of Christan are you"
"one with the name Christan on my birth certificate"

[LoganCastagliola]

The best part of it he's not even being a stereotype it's facts

[sparkerov]

"What kinda Christian are you?"
"Born-Christian"





After 2k likes, the guilt is too much for me to bear.
I am no Christian, Only a jokester.

[maximiliannyman]

”What the hell kinda Christian are you!?”
”Christian Bale!”
𝗣𝘂𝘁𝘀 𝗼𝗻 𝗯𝗮𝘁𝗺𝗮𝗻 𝗺𝗮𝘀𝗸

[Anonymous-rprs]

Him: "Why don't you go to church?"

Me: "My town is scary and full of weirdos."

[alluke]

What makes this funny is the fact it's true 😆

[BolasMinion]

"What the Hel kind of Christian are you?!"
"Most Christians"
Can confirm

[liliththefirehawk]

As a Christian, the reason I don’t go to church is because it’s evolved into a place of fake people and judgement when it should be a place of asylum and safety— like the bible intended. I ain’t sittin for an hour with some soccer mom named Linda who’s staring me down because I don’t have as much money as her lol. I still read my bible and stuff, though.

Edit: I don’t wanna be that person that’s like “oh wow, there’s a warzone in the comments” but

[thunder]

As a Christian who actually does the things the guy talked about this is majorly true.

[DWPF]

Bro, as a Christian, this had me cracking up!

[-jessiegraie-]

"why don't you go to church?"
I have no idea where it is, and don't wanna

[insecdroid]

“Why don’t you say grace before dinner?”
“I’m hungry.”

[spaghettinoodlechop]

It’s true most of them just go “ I believe in god” and call it a day

[skhiozier]

There is a huge difference between being a Christian and believing in god.

[potatogaming]

“Grace before dinner.”

As a Christian I can say..
THATS A THING.










I’ve never heard of that

[andreponniah]

That is true. They're called "Census Christians" or "Passport Christians"

[peruatbnu]

As someone who grew up in a Christian environment, and later accepted Christ. I never really did manage to form a habit of going to Church. Dunno maybe it is because of me being an introvert.... But atleast I had Chapel on school, which was super fun. The senior highschoolers singing with the teachers! All in all a grace from God, really miss em!

[zionleach]

Satan: "Whu--- Wait a minute!" *Goes into kylo ren rage.*