Every German Officer in 1945

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6:02 Every German Officer in 1945

[Mati_Panzer]

"What happens on the eastern front, stays on the eastern front!"
that one killed me

[captain_commenter]

“If defeat is near, the suicidal option is always clear”

—Wise German Officer

[randommanchild]

"That is a classic 'Stalingrad'"
"Oh I hate that move!"
-Every officer ever in the 6th Army

[CFarnwide]

How, just how have I missed this channel for so many years??? I’m an avid WWII history buff and this is absolutely perfect for winding down after learning about some horrendous battle here or there!

Thanks from a new subscriber!

[meta.studios]

2:35 - "And if the Führer asks how I died."

"He won't."

That made me chuckle

[messmeister]

“Enjoy one square meal a day, trapped inside a concrete box, with a load of nutters.”
“Oh, more of the same then.”
Brilliant 💀🤣

[elevenseven]

I’m very impressed those chess pieces didn’t fall over as you were ducking for cover (minus the King) — German chess boards, built like Tiger tanks

[Southern_Crusader]

“What happens on the Eastern Front, stays on the Eastern Front.”
“We’ll hate to burst your bubble, but it looks like the Eastern Front is five feet outside our door now.”

[hhfun]

“Almost as I hate losing”
“You’ll get used to it” there were so many good lines in this video but this is my favorite.

[richardmillhousenixon]

I don't know if it was intentional but the fact that the Walther was more reliable than the Luger is peak firearms comedy

[coltpiecemaker]

"I've made some poor life choices"
SS Officer ~ May, 1945

[aflyingrat]

Hey, we Dutch had a perfectly good tank in 1940, granted, it had broken down and wasn’t exactly operational when the Germans invaded.

[emeriusjones]

This channel is some actual comedy. You two are the only ones I click on ANY time something new from you pops up. The natural successors to monty python really.

[Yetipfote]

As German I thoroughly enjoyed that sweet British humor! Very well done, Sirs!

[naders]

“What did the Fuhrer say to the Munich conference?

Czech, mate”

💀

[patrickt]

Fun fact: Goebbels' last broadcasted speech was on April 21st, 1945, when the Soviets were quite literally at the gates of Berlin. Propaganda is tough when your enemy is *inside* the capital...

[daedalus]

"Live by the bullet to the back of the head; die by the bullet to the back of the head." I choked. Jesus Christ.

[UniversalUnion.thefirst]

"i dont wanna see you with my detached eyeball SPRINTING out the door" *shoots him 3 times and sprints out the door*

[echo_]

the line "I will not be remembered as a drunkard!" makes me laugh every time. The delivery is just perfect.

[captain_commenter]

The dark/history humor got me more dead than the German Officers💀