You must pay the rent ! But I can't pay the rent

Short play by Charlotte

Villain (napkin as mustache, fiendish voice): "You MUST pay the rent, you MUST pay the rent, you MUST pay the rent to-day!"

Victim (napkin as hair bow, high-pitched voice and wide, batting eyes): "I CAN'T pay the rent, I CAN'T pay the rent, I CAN'T pay the rent to-day."

Villain: "You MUST pay the rent, you MUST pay the rent, you MUST pay the rent to-day!"

Victim: "I CAN'T pay the rent, I CAN'T pay the rent, I CAN'T pay the rent to-day."

Hero (napkin as bow tie, Dudley-Do-Right voice): "I'll pay the rent!"

Victim: "My hero!"