Aavak streams Hardspace: Shipbreaker - Part 1

Aavak has escaped the soul crushing poverty of Earth, to enjoy the freedom of soul crushing debt in SPAAAAAACE! Time to relax with some back breaking work as a cutter!

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#LetsPlay #SpaceSim #Relaxing

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3rd party music attribution:
End screen background music - "Frost Waltz"

End screen & character art:

[urelie]

First part of the terms and conditions: oh, we're signing up for slavery, ok. Last part of the T&C: correction, we're signing up to become a zombie in graveyard keeper, but in space.

[thewolfsghost]

I love that this first episode is almost entirely reading the EULA haha

[DisillusionedAcronym]

"you exist for my entertainment now. and also to eat my enemies!"

wait. will that count against our daily nutritional allotment?

[onceomegas]

Wow that intro has changed a lot since I first played the game...

Always lovely to hear Aavak reading. I imagine that listening to him read a ULA would still be interesting.

[schellingerhout]

not even a single ship explosion and dark aavak stike's already killing the mc

[stoicshield]

I imagine the writing of the t&c to have taken place roughly like this: "Hey $Lawyer, write up any american corporations wet dream of an employment contract. Go nuts. Oh, and they can clone you, incorporate that. Have fun!"

[DrakeAurum]

"Shipbreaker. The job you're dying for."

[JoMomma]

"We keep you alive to serve this ship. Row well, and live."

[Aqrysaetos]

Thank you for going the extra mile and uploading here. Means a lot to me, since I could never consistenly make the streams.

[Radcliff-]

I did enjoy you reading the terms & conditions. They did an excellent job with that and it was a really great addition.

[michael-zero]

I just watched someone on the interwebs read all of the 24 paragraphs of a fictitious terms and conditions document as part of the recording of a video game stream with chat interaction that happened a week ago. I regret nothing! But try explaining that kind of entertainment to someone from just about two generations before mine who grew up without a TV.

[generrosity]

"now that you have signed the contract, you are now an employee. You are currently at: 0% work efficiency. Starting sequencing..."

[roadtrain_]

Wait a minute. The agreement ended at 24! Where's section 31?! Bamboozled!

[joewilson]

3:25 It's gotta be an O and not a 0 for two reasons, It is next to a letter at the end and it looks like the O in NOV.

[xriban]

One of the things that crossed my mind with the contract is they don't have to have only one you working at once and that any of the "spares" could be programmed with preset memories that the LYNX corporation has... so isn't it possible for them to make a bunch of clones of you and have them do whatever they want with your financials? Not to mention assigning you basically every shift to make sure you have no time fill out forms to contest the charges of the other clones, if they even bother giving "you" the financial reports or one of the preprogrammed yous...

[theeutecticpoint]

Sorry to hear about the experience of your parental units in the states, I hope they had an otherwise good time!

[Oba]

09:00 Aavak simulating a tennis double match. :D

[DisillusionedAcronym]

"exposure to the van der waals"

if only there was an oasis.

[Bananahammock]

I agree with the stream idea to rename dapper duckets to Sugar Cubes. And to deny Leafin any and all for luls. All things at 'the company's discretion right? No excuses needed.

[Cjpaulbeck]

You could do audiobooks! It would be so enjoyable