Which Team Fortress 2 Mercenary Is The Biggest War Criminal? [Bumbles McFumbles]

Take a shot every time I misspeak one of the weapons name. My favorite is calling the Solemn Vow the Hippocrates Oath. I wasn't even close

I'm only human so if you think I did a bad job, fair.

[TheRealBDouble]

If the medic is not actually a medic because he lost his license, he's committing a crime by presenting himself as a medic

[jesternario]

Let’s face it. Pyro isn’t actually a paid mercenary. He just walked onto the battlefield one day and started burning everything.

[johannesneumayer]

Fun fact: We actually know, that the Phlogistinator is not home-made. Pyro got it from a spaceship, in the same manner as Soldier got the Bison.

[taks]

I find it hilarious how heavy being the guy who loves killing has the lowest sentence and then medic whos a healer almost has the highest amount

[MrDuck-powy]

Fun fact, if a Medical personel starts fighting (such as: shooting at the enemy) they are no longer considered Medical personel and is now allowed to be harmed.

[BitGamerCat]

Notably, Spy's list of crimes does not include dodging the child support payments. This proves that he does care for Scout. Thank you for coming to my Ted Talk.

[AceCJay]

The fact that medic would actually survive his 500 year sentence due to him having 7 extra souls is crazy

[roelcrafter]

"Tf2 is about 9 people who vaguelie tolerate eachother when not out right insulting one another" is one of the greatest quotes i have ever heard

[lockk]

I remember someone asking which merc would you trust the least with your children and everyone said medic in unison.

[iamshark]

I never realized how many diy weapons pyro had. Such a creative creature

[psychopathic_kitten]

11:00
Remember, "Every weapon has either been made or modified by the mercs..."
Each individual weapon in the whole game is it's own war crime.

[dinodude]

I think you missed a weapon in Scout’s melee arsenal… the Unarmed Combat. it’s literally the decomposing arm of Spy. Not exactly a traditional weapon.

[wolfclck]

"Spy impersonated Tom Jones!"
*Shows literally the saddest heartfelt image from the entire comic series*

[genuinegenie]

Considering Medic is so medically skilled to be able to surgically remove someone's soul and invent the medi-gun, I think Medic has a chance of actually living out his prison sentence if he wanted to by performing a surgery on himself (which we know he can do since he had to transplant his own heart to get Ubered) to keep himself from aging.

[RocoPwnage]

counter-argument: it's not a war crime if it's funny

[EccentricEnthusiadam]

I vaguely recall learning somewhere that it's a war crime to wear enemy uniforms or disguise/misrepresent yourself or your army.

[lilernecgs]

12:55 Heavy's bear arms are technically legal, as the US constitution guarantees your right to bear arms

[nastygumbo]

Knowing the universe tf2 is in I imagine that their are no war crimes at all

[StriderOwO]

Correct me if I'm wrong, I'm not 100% up to snuff on the Geneva Convention, but

Discounting the fact he doesn't have a medical license, I believe it would still not be a war crime to kill the Medic, since he's an active participator in combat. The war crime for killing a medic only applies if said medic is a non-combatant.

[xylasatanari]

Funny thing is, based on the time period the games take place in, a lot of the mercs would potentially get away with it, since the game takes place a few years before the end of the Vietnam War, and a large portion of these crimes wouldn't be added to the Geneva Conventions for at least another decade, most notably the ban on incendiary weaponry. So that's a scary thought.