Burnistoun - Nae Rolls

Starring @iainconnell and @boldrobertflorence
There are nae rolls, mate.

[duxnihilo]

I like how YouTube's automatic subtitle generator seems to think they're speaking French.

[MayankSharma-vzof]

Legend has it, there's still nae rolls to this day.

[maypulsoyrup]

If Americans think this is hard to understand they don’t realise that this is the easy version of the Scottish accent

[colmcgillveray]

The entire West Coast of Scotland on realising Morton's has ceased trading..

[madtingz]

I used to just find this funny when I was young then I started working in customer service and realised it’s not just funny, it’s actually accurate to the type of people you serve. 😭

[PixiePink]

Any toilet paper rolls?

"Nae Rolls" - 2020

[johnoss]

I love the level of detail these guys put in the sketches - how they tie the world together. It's little things, like the customer here carrying the Burnistoun Butcher pollybag, or Wee Frank ('fucking hingmy') wearing a jersey with Alec Ciderson, the 2 litre bottle of ginger guys talking about Biscuity Boyle with his troosers doon, etc, it's stuff like that just shows how much care went into the whole project

[gitoberg]

Still nae rolls Everyone panic bought them 😂

[alzabeesww]

I would love to see the outtakes and bloopers from these guys. I have no idea how they stay in character so well.

[LootFragg]

According to legend, whose order was it to set Rome on fire?
A) Nero's.
B) Still Nero's.
C) It's Nero's, mate.
D) Don't you listen, it's Nero's.

[dominickirwan]

Wae mortons going out of business this will be happening everywhere in Glasgow

[petawawabob]

This actor is so good I heard they called him Robert De NaeRolls

[Ianmundo]

having worked in a Spar in Dundee 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿..this scene is my lived experience 😂

[justinreyez]

2019 still nae hard rolls, nae soft rolls, no well fired rolls, nae seeded buns...

[oneoddbat]

Setting the translation to English on the captions is deathly hilarious 😂😂😂 the first lines translate to "all this uproar we are pink and leftist parties"

[MrCrazyeyesdave]

Did five years behind the counter at a all night garage and this gives me PTSD like a helmand vet hearing fireworks

[katy]

This is me trying to explain to cafe customers that the chicken sandwich is sold out

[HeatherSpoonheim]

I was slicing roast beef for a buffet when a customer asked where our mashed potatoes were. I explained that we only had roasted and scalloped potatoes. The rest of our exchange was almost identical, with her repeatedly specifying that she had roast beef on her plate and wanted mashed potatoes.

[imokin]

It's 2020, it's snowing outside, it's Moscow. Nae rolls here.

[anselman]

How to get the saying "nae rolls" into your head like "eleven"!