The Geo Metro Convertible Was a Hilariously Pathetic 50-Horsepower Economy Car

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Geo Metro review!!! The Geo Metro Convertible is a tiny convertible economy car with no frills and almost no power. Today I'm reviewing the Geo Metro Convertible, and I'll show you all the quirks and features of this little car. I'm also going to show you what it's like to drive the tiny Geo Metro, and I'll review the Geo Metro driving experience.

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[mkbhd]

Flooring it on the on-ramp and getting casually passed by a minivan was perfect

[priqq]

I had an English teacher in high school who drove a geo prism. One day in class, a student asked "how much did you pay for your geo metro?" And the teacher got furious, he goes "I do NOT drive a geo metro!" Even a geo prism owner was insulted that his car was mistaken for a Geo Metro😆😆😆😆😆😆

[shiddy.]

I had a 90 ... it needed an engine ... I was able to lift the engine out by hand by myself once it was disconnected - a good running junkyard engine was $150 and took about an hour and a half to be back on the road driving like it never happened

it was ultra cheap and lasted a lot of miles after that - I can't call it a terrible vehicle, but it was hilarious to drive

[apimente]

I had a friend back in 93-94 who had the hatchback. Poor guy was determined to try to make the car fast. He slapped intake and exhaust on it. I recall him asking around the local performance shops looking for headers but just got laughed at everywhere he went. Hope you are doing well wherever you are, Dan.

[agenericaccount]

There is a dude here in town who drives one around with a comically large wind up toy key stuck to the trunk. You know who you are, and I love your style.

[mezziemezole]

“So you can be a pathetic little pipsqueak with your hair blowing in the wind” 2 seconds later*
“GOOD NEWS THIS GEO METRO COULD BE YOURS!!!”

[ClaireYunFarronXIII]

Doug:
*Makes fun of this car*

Also Doug:
“This car can be yours!”

[Kevin-jbpv]

Man, everyone I've ever known who's owned a geo metro loves it to death. My grandma's friend owns one and every time I see her I make an offer and she tells me to go to Hell.

[joemags]

My mom had a 95 Metro. On the highway it was absolutely terrible but around town it's still one of the most fun cars I've driven apart from the lack of power steering. Being able to drive a car super aggressively, flooring it all the time, without it getting you into any trouble is a different experience.

[InitialXG]

Rod: HE’S GAINING ON US
Todd: I’m scared!
Maude: Come on Ned! Move this thing!
Ned: I CANT!!! ITS A GEO!!!

[mojamb]

I bought this while in the military 1990s. Young kid, no credit, on his own, goes into dealership looking for a 68' Mustang, comes out with a Geo Metro and high interest loan..oh fun days, live and learn.

[mrphotomanseattle]

A company I worked for used a Geo Metro for deliveries. It was awesome to drive in town. I loved driving it.

[captains]

The '90s paper cup' color splash on the side is too perfect.

[lonerider]

When I had my 94, I was racing everyone at a stop light.
And they didn’t even know it.

[dmaxsba]

Had a first generation Metro, first new car I ever owned. It was the most reliable car I have had. Best $6000 I ever spent on a car. Lasted me over 10 years, 250, 000+ trouble free miles. Nothing but general maintenance was ever required. Talk your shit about Metros all you want but that 5 speed 3 cylinder was very fun to drive and the quality for the money spent was off the charts!

[flatwoods]

Got pulled over in 1990 coming back from Knoxville Tennessee on I-40. Cop said he clocked me at 102 mph. He laughed and sent me on my way. Took me 5 more miles to get up to speed again. One of the best cars I've ever owned. 50+ mpg.

[maxxjettfilms]

I inherited one of these, it was surprisingly fun! Every stoplight was a fast and furious style drag race and the little old lady driving her hyundai to the store was unaware of just how close the race was! Good times.

[AdamG]

Owner: "Hey Doug, can you review my car!"

Doug: "Say no more"

Doug: *spends 23 minutes absolutely roasting your car*

[tmaziriri]

Doug: "This Geo Metro is a hilariously pathetic 50-Horsepower economy car"
Also Doug: "This Geo Metro can be yours on Cars and Bids"

[olivernagy]

I had a 4 door Suzuki Swift (manufactured in Hungary) with 4 cylinders and 68 HP, based on the video it was a bit more carlike than the convertible. With 3 friends we made a 10 day trip with it, from Hungary through the Balkans to Greece, 4000 km total. We were very young and enjoyed it, did not care much about the lack of safety and comfort.