Fastest Newscast Ever

Fastest Newscast Ever. The big game went into triple overtime and now this news cast has to fit their entire program into five minutes. Matt Lauer, Diane Sawyer, Wolf Blitzer, Tom Brokaw, Bill O'Reilly or Megan Kelly would be hard pressed to live up to this.

Watch the family-friendly clean comedy of Studio C on YouTube:

Video features Matt Meese, Mallory Everton, Natalie Madsen, Adam Berg, Jason Gray, James Perry, Jeremy Warner and Stacey Harkey.

With special guest Steve Young!

Fastest Newscast Ever - Studio C

[mollyxiao]

Adam screaming "CLOUDS!" just made my day

[jishnusuresh]

"The borders between countries are...food for thought"
I died

[tomasdanielnieto]

This is a representation of my head when I’m running out of time in an exam

[qui]

“Things seem to be rather tense regarding this issue”
“Yes”
“Any chance for a quick resolution?”
“No”

[gracie]

"What is the biggest threat to us today?"
"Obama is-"
"Thank you Craig"
XDDDD

[emilysander]

did anybody else go back and read through the words at the bottom? if not here you are.

The world is in global unrest as gigantic dolphin robots have taken siege of the whole South American continent.
Kurt is secretly a hill billy but he cannot tell his friends because they don't like pitchforks or eating straw in their spare time.
Jason K. was discovered moonlighting as a super villain two nights ago on the streets of Provo, which is considered the most uneventful city in the world.
Unfortunately, there were no super heroes around to stop him from vandalizing the bowling clubs and soda shops.
VERY IMPORTANT YOUR VERY SURVIVAL DEPENDS ON THE MESSAGE IMMEDIATELY FOLLOWING THIS: Governor of Massachusetts just mandated all humans with the first name of "Steve" be donated to the state for questioning and for intense arm wresting challenge.
The winner buys dinner.
The infamous revolutionary Alycia G. has appeared on the coast of Utah Lake.
She is armed with various sea life and shiny metals.
If approached by this person, just turn around and start doing jumping jacks.
It's good to be fit before you die.
Breaking News: Adam is really a transformer.
He downloads his amazing animation and motion graphic knowledge from a top secret alien robot computer every tuesday nights at 7:36 pm. Be on guard.
Stay indoors. An infestation of Spencer broodlings has been reported to have landed in Wyoming just a few hours ago.
Money still exists.
There is lots of money in all sorts of places.
Some people have more money than other people.
Oh, someone just got more money.
Nevermind its gone now.
swimming deemed unsafe for anyone in any circumstance. Any violators will be stunned on site.
Landon G. has recently successfully discovered the cure for the great Pokemon virus that has been spreading across the globe.
It is love and larger Pokeballs.
Little did we know all those guys needed was a little more living space.
The Monocles R U corporation just peaked at the highest grossing business of history, never to be beat by any business that ever existed in the lifetime of Earth, at all.
It is not likely that it will ever be beaten by anyone for as long as the Earth is turning and time is continuing in a forward flow of endlessness.
Co founder Christian H. says that he has the great invention of glass to thank for his extreme, unbeatable successes, but his Arch Nemesis Jerome Newsman has something else to say about the matter.

and then it repeats. that was a lot. somebody had way to much fun with this.

[allyunicorns]

“We now go on weather.”
“CLOUDS!”
Me: The temperature??

[cadenorris]

“What is the greatest challenge facing our nation?”

“Obama is...”

Funniest cut off ever

[eveRide]

"Philip, things seem to be rather tense regarding this issue."
"Yes!"
"Any chance for a quick resolution?"
"No!"
That should kinda sum up all news. Ever. Except for weather, in which case...
"CLOUDS!"
Nailed it.

[marit]

“I’m gunna throw up!!”
“There’s no time!”
Four years later and I can’t get enough of this video lmao

[matthewsawczyn]

"Everything died"
*Sad mmm...*

[johnysoetanto]

"Why are we still depended on gas and oil?"
"WORDS!"

[Totallysteak]

Anyone else respect the fact that someone worked really hard to write random things on the 8 news slide? Just random details that I think should be noticed. Nice work on the sketch, too studio C!!

[hipsterjelly]

The fact is that you can change the playback speed to a maximum of x2.


Therefore making it the Fastest, Fastest Newscast Ever

[lionellines]

If you look closely, when they go over to “Steve” at Sports, the news flashes are showing the story about people named Steve being donated for questioning and arm wrestling. Perfect Timing.

[Winlee]

Matt: So why are we still dependent on gas and oil?
James: Mh- words-
Matt: Thank you, doctor.

[hesdatdog]

"Let's first check in with the weather."
"CLOUDS."

[justfrnk]

Random Guy: "Nobody can speak faster than Eminem"
Me: *SHOWS THIS*
Random Guy: "Is that Scott Sterling?"

[breezybri]

Doing jumping jacks in a dangerous situation because "it's good to be fit before you die" is not advice I ever thought I would see.

[blubird]

I hope the gigantic robot dolphins are captured and the Pokemon virus is cured...