Astrology, if you were born on Mars ANSWERED #spacetravel #astrologysigns #comedy #shorts

[CattyAttie]

Well sign me up and ship me out, I'm ready to be a bitch on Mars. Earth has *very recently* lost whatever appeal it had left.

[gstheprotector]

What would my sign be? A tombstone, can’t fucking breathe up there lol

[MrSpudlet]

I'd probably hold up a sign saying HELP

[Jger.]

My sign would say, “return to sender” while I’m on the ground begging to go back😂

[MoonbeamPony]

Isn't this literally a plot point in Stranger in a Strange Land?

[Sentientdreamer]

Since the earth and moon is SO close they'd be conjunct and this would emphasize the sign they were in.
This is an interesting concept to ponder.
Earth is in a sign when you're born.

[HAVENTYOUPPLEVERHEARDOF]

My sign? Hopefully one that says, "Don't live on Mars"

[christyadams]

These are questions that don't need answers but fun to think about. I'm gonna do this dab and see what Earth in retrograde would do.

[jonakchakrabarti]

Our planet is the most beautiful. It's the most remarkable for billions of light years. Such a shame we're trashing it and trying to run elsewhere... If you ask me, this whole live on Mars thing, it's gonna make people ruin the earth even faster.

[alexisross]

Wait. Wait no that's genuinely interesting, funny man come.back that's actually interesting! Lol

[matthewcharles]

Don't worry. It's all fake anyways so just pick your favorite one and assume all the things about it are relatable... Like most people already do.