Actual footage of chicken laying egg!!!

[murderous_dummy]

That's the definition of "I shitted and you came out"

[chanchan]

Me watching this video silently
My brain: PUSH PUSH PUSH

[izabellacatxxx]

🐤: how was i born?

🐓: i pooped you🤭

[thesturdherd]

Chick: how was i born


Hen:you will find out

[bearrights]

Me right now: Dad I'm laying an egg in the potty

[Kindog]

Humans giving birth: OWW HURT SO BAD AAEAEAEEAEAE

chiken: (poops how it normally would) “what was a child? Thought it was another poo”

[An_ocelot_and_yoshi_plush]

Chick:how was I born?
Duck: I was constipated

[OliverFoynes]

I like how the chicken sounds like she’s saying “fuck fuck fuck fuck”

[KermitsWorldMain]

I can no longer eat eggs after watching this 💀

[CatMemesAreCool]

“THIS EGG IS OFFENSIVE YOU LAZY COW” Gordon Ramsey’s words not mine

[Silky-AF]

My history deleted
My phone yeeted
My butt beated
My eyes bleeded

[kaylaskornerofficial]

Fun fact: theyre warm when they come out

[Pawzz_official]

I didn’t need to see a chickens gyatthole today

[BoujeeBeaks]

We are new here! Happy farming, friend! 🐓💞🥚

[cdaviationofficial]

Chicken sounds like she’s saying “chi ken joc key”

[masterdude_]

Me after being constipated for 5 hours:

[mal]

Growing up we had lots of chickens. One of my jobs was to go collect the eggs. After some time the rebellious kid in me started breaking the egg there in the coop. The chickens would raise to eat it. Well the hens learned to lay the egg and while it was soft would turn around and break open the egg and eat it. My dad was soooo pissed at me. He had to kill all the chickens. Couldn’t just kill the hens because the rosters would fight and kill each other

[RubyGemss]

Me watching it be like: “You pooped and food came out of me”

[Sleepygooberr]

Baby chick:🐤how was I born?
Mother chicken:🐔 I s*ited you
(Sorry if I spell wrong)

[fatimaandrichard-d-kb]

Newborn: Mummy, How I Was Been Born??!?, Twix: *pushing & popping*, Oh! I Pooped You...