John Mulaney: “My Body Is Bad at Sports”

John Mulaney admits he’s always struggled with math and explains what it’s like to be a benchwarmer.

Original airdate: April 3, 2009

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[mehakoberoi]

I love how he's enough of a legend to have his pieces published 11 years after they were filmed

[elliewithnospecialuser]

John Mulaney wearing a button up shirt is the equivalent of any other comedian wearing a dirty tank top and sweatpants

[interstate]

“I’m still afraid of being kidnapped.” But if he was, he could have used his STREET SMARTS!

[notgoodwithnames]

I vote that he runs straight past her. Imagine the utter confusion.

[audrey]

So proud that the Asian American women are finally getting recognized in comedy

[jennickarhea]

Wait it did not include the “my body is bad at sports” joke... i was waiting for it. :))

[weirdskyreallyweird.]

Ok but I’ve heard people who study trump like, seriously and psychologically, literally refer to him as a poor mans idea of a rich man. Kind of impressive that John Mulaney came to that conclusion as a comedian in 2008

[rosenzauber]

"Oh, I am an adult now"
Felt that 😂

[toproductions]

Can’t tell if the Trump joke aged horribly or very well

[oddaudsparkle]

The woman: 😱
John Mulaney: she hear the choo choo

[stnermthevill]

Definitely the funniest Asian American female comedian right now.

[Pratzz]

This tall boy with feminine hips is hella hilarious

[jennifercamille]

I love how John's description of Trump back then is still so fitting today. Just as his more recent one is when he describes Trump as a horse loose in a hospital. :)

[ncorp]

Every single one of these jokes is on point and 100% still relevant today.

[scott]

"I study them. They're fascinating." 😂

[MissOnyl]

He was 27 years old here! He looks like a teenager :D

[musicallymystical]

I love that they bleeped out 'hole' and not 'a$$'

[sirbaseball]

"Women see me as a threat" who runs from a comedian

[aimun]

His hands look really slender and graceful, idk why I noticed this but lmao I suddenly can't stop seeing it

[Kamauiwowie]

Even though it's old af, John Mulaney is the only comedian in 2020 that can structure a joke to make a crowd cheer against drag queens imo 😂