I NEVER Judge a Book By It’s Cover

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[AustenSummers]

New Yorker’s ability to ignore people talking to them is elite

[livelikeyouwerediane]

That guy in your bushes is just a friend you haven't met yet.

[Rambleon]

Brilliant...
"The human brain is flawed it tries to take data and statistics and decisions based on that mixed with personal experience, but I like to put my focus on the EXCEPTIONS to those statistics"

[nonyabiz]

Every idiot on Twitter thinks judging a book by its cover makes you a horrible person, but that's exactly what the cover is there for.

[centaurify]

"I've lost A LOT of money betting." 😆

[mr.mediocregamer]

This is why I always find my babysitters in the pool of labor behind the home depot. Only 2 more times and I won't have anymore kids to babysit, but hey, who's to judge, right?

[herbalincantation]

I literally work with someone who REFUSES to judge and I tell them you have to discriminate, you wouldn't leave your child with a crackhead, and he still argues... seriously this nails these people.

[BrandNameEntertainment]

Run up on somebodies baby and thank them for their service.

[packno]

I busted out laughing on the reaction of the MAGA guy

[MB-ulme]

Ryan's social commentary has transcended that of South Park.

[just_me]

We were not given the privilege of eyesight, hearing, smell, touch, and discernment in order to make informed judgements about our surroundings. We have them because our patriarchal society decided that they would be used for that.

[RektemRectums]

I wrote a research paper on this exact subject back in 2012. It was basically about how we all need to discriminate and that it's okay to do so citing these exact same scenarios. The professor hated my paper so much she gave me a zero and told me to rewrite the paper in order to get a grade. I refused to and reported her to the lead of the English department.
Unfortunately I did get a zero because I never redid my work and I have no clue if anything happened as a result of my report. Again, this was back in 2012 during the Obama heydays around the time SJWs were picking up steam and your average normie didn't even have a clue what SJW meant. I was also a straight a student and I think I got a C in this class because most of my research papers were docked points for having Republican opinions. Back then, the world was largely unaware of the foothold that Leftists have in college and most students were only starting to realize that college was no longer about learning reason but more about being a Leftist activist.

[jezwc]

Aboriginals like Ryan truly are making a difference with this type of content
Bravo

[BigMacOrange]

"Potentially Zamboni drivers"😂

[defaultytuser]

"Excuse me officer"... LMFAO, caught me off guard somehow

[jasono]

Exactly!! If you meet some random guy who offers to have a few beers alone at his place, you shouldn't automatically think he's up to no good just because he has an industrial sized drum of acid and the furniture is all covered in disposable tarps!!

...like... Come on!! I'm sure more than 0.001% of normal people decorate their houses this way! Don't be judgemental!

[michaelwalker]

To rid employers of bias when hiring, like qualifications, go "eeny meeny miny moe." Whatever resume your finger lands on, that's your guy.

[sadnesskant]

Is Ryan a nun? Maybe a firefighter, idk?

[TheTopStriker]

Ryan is literally so open-minded he's one wrong bus away from joining ises

[RTLL]

1:15 "Do you have a UFC fight comming up soon". I laughed hard )))