The stupid stuff is mostly things ive said does that count?

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A friend asked me once " how do cows know to make milk for us?" and I said "dude, baby cows" 😂 some devil's lettuce might have been in play tho

Alisha

I had someone ask me if humans killed off the dinosaurs

spookythekatt

I worked at a Stationary Supply store in Canada at the Customer Service desk, and AT LEAST ONCE A MONTH, i would get this angry customer:
Storms up to the counter (these customers are ALWAYS ANGRY AND RUDE for some reason), slams calculator down on the counter and angrily reports, 'UMM i just bought this calculator and it DOESN'T WORK!! There are '8's all across the screen!'
Me: smiles at them (enjoying every moment of how stupid they're about to feel and I don't have to say a word), Peels off STICKER of 8'S on screen and politely hands calculator back to now embarrased customer with smile still plastered to my face.
Customer quietly leaves.
🤦‍♀️🤦‍♀️🤦‍♀️🤦‍♀️🤣🤣🤣🤣

tljones

While working at a bank, a customer called to ask if they could make a withdrawal a day before the funds were available to their account. Following up to ask why the Governor didn't deposit their money a day earlier because he was the one to warn us to stay inside on the following day. 😮🙄🤣

jodeec

Not that bad, but recently I asked a teenager if he wanted regular fries (meaning just the regular size.) He said NO I WANT SEASONING, I don't want plain fries! The regular fries are seasoned. I was not asking if he wanted plain unsalted unseasoned fries, I was just making sure he wanted the regular size, and not fried corn or something else instead of fries... He figured out what I meant pretty fast and then looked embarrassed. Teenage boys often become incredibly stupid around girls/women. They make the stakes for a tiny interaction so high in their head that they act weird. Almost every time I help a 15 year old boy he has some kind of a panic attack or does something silly like drop the card reader. Tedious. I'm very obviously pushing 30 so I'm completely irrelevant and out of their peer group, but they'll be damned if that 30 year old working a fast food job isn't impressed by them.

madeleineclark

A customer getting mad at me(a lowly front end cashier that doesn’t work in the pharmacy) can’t give them medical advice about their Rx.

theguyfromwalgreens

I make my own coffee at home because it tastes better and I’m frugal. On this particular day, I was reallyyyy needing a little treat. So I went to the Starbucks drive thru for the first time in forever. I was excited until I realized that the barista was not very bright. My drink was $6.11. I gave the barista two $5 bills and .11 cents. She thought I was giving her a $4 tip and was really confused when I waited for my change. “She’s like then why did you give me I said because I didn’t have any $1 bills. She’s like “well that’s really confusing..so like do you me to make change orrrr what, people usually pay with card, so it’s less confusing”. I’m like YES. PLEASE. I’D LIKE MY CHANGE. She begrudgingly gave me my change and acted like I was a cheap moron. I gave her $2 back and said that’s your tip. (which is well over 20% and she did not really wait on me. The drink wasn’t very good but that’s not her fault. Starbucks just isn’t that good, but they are good at marketing. She gave me an attitude. But I just wanted this idiot to be able to pay her bills and not make myself go broke in the process).

birdybirdbird

That California allows abortions 4 months after the birth of a child. 😂😂

kirstenglae

“Will that app require me to lock my phone? Because I don’t lock my phone. It’s too inconvenient.”

freshwreckage

Someone thought that semi's with a giant battery for a trailer, transferred wind tower electricity for transport.

jamesbundy

They accused me of being addicted to saline, and apparently that was what was in my insulin pump and not insulin

macimay

'Im not sure what colours to paint my Garfield'
Me (astonished): Um...how bout Orange and Black?
Her: I'm not sure what shade of black though
😳😳😳

tljones

"You cannot buy 100% cotton (in German treewool). That means 100 trees were killed to make that item!!"

birkenlichtung

Someone from my Generation which is extremely pertinent because this was OUR ERA:
Who is Kurt Cobain?
Me: 😳😳😳 the lead singer of Nirvana...
Him: Oh, I think I mightve heard a song of theirs..
Me: 😳😳🤯

tljones

After a vote was tied for winner « why are they so stupid? They should’ve had an odd number of voters instead of even number, there wouldn’t have been any tie (there was more than 2 candidate 🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️)

THATS NOT HOW MATH WORKS 😂🤣

gabrielleroux