Computer Science Majors DON'T Be Like

Being a Computer Science student is so easy. My code always works, finding an internship requires no effort, and I get lots of sleep. Said no CS major ever.

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If you're reading this, comment: i want some raspberry pi

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[browntechdaddy]

I totally forgot that stack overflow is also a runtime error and not just a website that's single-handedly carrying the entire tech industry

[sandupaegodage]

"That documentation was super helpful and had the exact thing I was looking for"

[numberiforgot]

"This algorithms class is so easy..." There was always some gigadork in class that said that.

[wilkesreid]

"I'm really glad I took that OS class. It's really helping me center this div."

YUP

[martindjakovic]

“StackOverflow, like the runtime error?”
killed me

[nicklepikhin]

"There's a memory leak... where?" is my favorite. And also "my code covers all edge cases... and corner cases, too" LMAO

[AdamWong]

Holy shit. This guy was sponsored by redis ☠️. That’s huge. Get that bag bro

[DylanDalal]

“I’d love to fix a printer” and “Yeah I can hack your friend’s phone for you” big time underrated people really think we’re more like computer wizards

[enzy]

Absolutely lost it at the deodorant part.. 10/10. Also, “I should check the official documentation” LOL.

[walidbinsiddik]

"I think I have too many screens" really relatable

[ninjakuben]

"I understand this code I wrote a week ago" hit a lil too hard

[tarunsenthilkumar]

"My favourite programming language is HTML"
I laughed like hell 😂😂😂

[shamaeelahmed]

"We're using raspberry pi for the lab, good thing I didn't eat the lunch yet"
LMAO

[twistedrobin]

couldn't help but literally laughing out loud when he said "Imposter syndrome? Never heard of it." This hurt me lol. Also the social skills part hit me hard

[CommandantNOVA]

C is unironically my favorite language. Yeah it sucks if you're trying to do Java stuff with it, but the fact that it's so simple to manipulate memory lets you do some crazy stuff with Raspberry Pi.

[basilstorm]

C++ was my first coding language. It’s the only thing my college teaches for the first two years. I’ve bailed on comp sci as a job because it destroyed my confidence so thoroughly

[sofiachalkias]

Sums up my experience as a college CS student perfectly.

[spencernold]

"Just a little refractor... and it still works!" had me dying

[kanishkkhurana]

i am sharing this with my CS teacher , this is going to be fun lol

[Mstrickster]

“Luckily I started this assignment right when it came out” damn that one HURT