She Completely Called Me Out 😂

[Your_Wife.s_Boyfriend]

She has taken down more Boxers than Mike Tyson.

[jerm]

She's given more rides than Uber and Lyft combined

[Fluxxwave_.]

She forged more rods than a professional blacksmith☠️🗣️🗿🔥🔥🔥

[Simon-lene]

She's got a higher body count than John Wick

[fuatkurb]

Her car is expensive, but this comment section is priceless! 😂

[Realliedoe]

The best comment section EVER! This shit deserves an ESPY or an Emmy or some shit!!! 😂😂😂😂

[japierdoleperkele]

She had more missionaries than all churches combined

[edwinlo]

Bro skipped “I love your car” and went straight for her profession💀

[NinjaNuggets]

She’s got more mileage than her own car.

[LadiesMan-bocc]

She’s received more loads than an Amazon warehouse

[Deadhammer]

She polished more hammers than blacksmiths in Mordor

[foyoGames]

She's ran thru more Pipes than Mario.

[jenigma]

She doesn’t do anything for a living, everything living does her😂😂 🥇

[matthewrinki]

Her legs have never met… epic! Best one yet😂

[stephenwest]

"I show men how important fathers are."

[vihockeyguy]

She’s handled more packages than Amazon

[lottadmoney]

She's blown more whistles than a referee.

[ushergold]

She pumped more than any gas station out there.

[Anonymous-frop]

The fact that someone like her makes more money than most employees is depressing.

[kylehughes]

She’s ridden more trains than a conductor