forcing religion

guys STOP FORCING UR BELIEFS ONTO ME :((( !

[ezonthethinker]

“That’s a horrible thing to say about your girlfriend “
Is the funniest thing I’ve heard in weeks. I had to pause the video to finish laughing

[MonsieurDean]

"Everyone says 'normalize this, normalize that'. How about you just try being normal?"

[gingerhalo]

“That’s a horrible thing to say about your girlfriend.” I did not see that line coming. 🤣

[dracoerrarus]

“Calvinist, 5-pointer, 4-pointer, 3-pointer?”

I was predestined to chuckle at that.

[wingedhussar]

“That’s a horrible thing to say about your girlfriend.” Lmao I wasn’t expecting that.

Also, as an evangelical I had a good laugh at portraying our “temple” as God’s not dead 2. That was pretty clever.

[enigmaodell]

'Judging by your behavior, maybe you need it, ' is a pretty solid comeback.

[EchoDrift]

“Thats’s a horrible thing to say about your girlfriend!”

I don’t think I’ll physically recover from the sheer pain I experienced from laughing at this 🤣🤣

[chardudem]

A football player tweeted about missing having “Call God” on his facepaint, since he wasn’t allowed to anymore and some girl tweeted “good, you shouldn’t be able to shove religion in people’s faces” so I tweeted “God bless” to her and she threw a tantrum lol

[juliadandoy]

“All laws legislate morality.” -Michael Knowles. If you don’t use your values to guide people and their behavior, other people will use theirs.

[skidude]

Seamus, you bigot. How do you not understand that the IDEA that someone disagrees with you is LITERALLY violence???

[chrisquiett]

“..and won’t let me kill it!”
“That’s a horrible thing to say about your girlfriend!”
😂😂 as a father this makes me giggle and sad but I’d rather laugh than cry

[NadavIgra]

I'm impressed you wrote the ten commandments correctly in paleo hebraic script. Copied from that movie, maybe, but still impressive it's not gibberish.

[christophercarlson]

Really going the extra mile writing the ten commandments, not just in Hebrew, but proto-Hebrew. Wow.

[CorySticha]

The Holy Church of the Three Pointer. Confession includes fouls you got away with: "I travelled twice, and spent more than 3 seconds in the paint."

[dandare]

"We can't kill it!"
"That's a horrible thing to say about your girlfriend"

That's it... I'm done. I can't stop laughing. I know it probably should not make me laugh so much but somehow this one got me good XD

[JustinHall]

Very true. Many non-religious people seem to think that having to ever hear or be exposed to religion is tantamount to be having those beliefs shoved down one's throat.

[austintheamerican]

“Stop forcing your beliefs on me and accept my beliefs unconditionally.”

[christopherjakel]

"I would not force a mandated vaccine."
-Joe Biden (2020 presidential race)

[redquoter]

As an Orthodox Christian, my dude, this is golden.

The 3-pointer was noice.

[spinnirack]

"Bro maybe you need religion"
-Freedom toons