Kremlin says 'no comment' on whereabouts of missing general

General Sergey Surovikin, deputy commander of Russian forces in Ukraine, has not been seen after the Wagner rebellion. Surovikin has been rumored to be in league with Wagner Group leader Yevgeny Prigozhin. When asked about Surovikin's whereabouts the Kremlin responded "no comment." #CNN #News

[jacapopol]

Maybe he walked pass an open window and a gust of wind took him out, it happens often in Russia

[joelogjam]

Putin: "Send the general on extended leave. Also, send my sincerest condolences to his family."

[spokes]

Once Prigozhin started his march, he should never have stopped it. Now, many heads will roll.

[gregbors]

“I will stop my march on Moscow for… ONE MILLION DOLLARS”
- General Evil

[Cultleader]

Crazy how windows are so deadly if you're a Russian politician or military general.

[mgass]

Reporters: "Where is the General?"
Putin: "He should be arriving from the 25th floor any minute now"

[robertkostoroski]

Had the misfortune of stepping in front of a slow moving tank, never saw it coming

[brucewillis]

This is insane. During the Iraq war did you ever hear of American Generals going missing, or American troops turning and marching on their command. There are multiple videos of Russian troops refusing to fight anymore and pleading to Putin for food and water. Their Army is a mess and it'll just get worse as time goes on.

[bizeerog]

Since he was a General he got the prestigious shove out of an airplane instead of a building. Will be far more difficult to find.

[NZobservatory]

"Do not be worry. Comrade General last seen only five minutes ago, between seventh and sixth floors." -- V. Putin

[suomynona]

He accidently fell on his back onto a knife from a 3rd story window, three times.

[bobbybob]

I think, like many other people, that General Surovikin probably just fell out a window. Happens all the time in Russia.

[Northingmuch]

Quentin Tarantino furiously taking notes for Once Upon A Time in Russia ten years from now.

[AdrianRP]

What else is new. This is what happens in a criminally led country like Russia.😢

[marshallconner]

He's not missing, its a special Hide and Go Seek Operation

[jasondauenbaugh]

He made the mistake of walking in front of a high rise window.

[Trin]

Kremlin: Missing General bought one way ticket for a flight from 18th floor to ground floor.

[dannyfrog]

Did he accidentally stab himself in the back three times and throw himself out of a window? Asking for a friend.

[chrisp]

The general has flown out of the window like a bird.

[Mediocre_JT]

RIP we saw this one coming 10, 000 miles away.