Beetlejuice - The Whole 'Being Dead' Thing (LYRICS)

Beetlejuice "The Whole ‘Being Dead’ Thing" Lyric Video
Beetlejuice Original Broadway Cast Recording out now
Performed by Alex Brightman & Beetlejuice Original Cast Recording Ensemble

Beetlejuice – “The Whole ‘Being Dead’ Thing” Lyrics:
Hey, folks! Begging your pardon
'Scuse me, sorry to barge in
Now let's skip the tears and start on the whole
Y'know
Being dead thing
You're doomed, enjoy the singing
The sword of Damocles is swinging
And if I hear your cell-phone ringing
I'll kill you myself
The whole being dead thing
Death can get a person stressed
We should have carpe'd way more diems
Now we're never gonna see 'em
I can show you what comes next
So don't be freaked
Stay in your seats
I do this bulls***, like, eight times a week
So just relax, you'll be fine
Drink your fifty-dollar wine
And take a breath
Welcome to a show about death
You're
You're gonna be fine
On the other side
DIE! YOU'RE ALL GONNA DIE! YOU'RE ALL GONNA DIE!
I'll...
I'll be your guide
To the other side
Though in full disclosure: It's a show about death
Everybody gets on fine here
Like Rodgers, Hart, and Hammerstein here
The women's bathroom has no line here
Just. pee where you want
The whole being dead thing
You're just gonna love the folks here
Yeah, I know you're woke, but you can take a joke here
And every show I do, like, a ton of coke here
The whole-
The whole being dead thing!
Nobody is bullet-proof
"I work out, I eat clean!"
Jesus, pass the Dramamine
Time to face the brutal truth
'Cause we're all on a hitlist
Might not live 'till Christmas
Choke to death on Triscuits
Hey, that just statistics
So take a little break here
Kinda like a wake here
The scenery is fake here
BUT THERE'S A GIANT SNAKE HERE
Welcome to a show about death
You're... you're gonna be fine
THANK YOU!
On the other side
HOW YOU DOIN'?
Not good?
I'll... I'll be your guide
To the other side
Seriously, though, this is a show about
Death is taboo, but it's hardly something new
There's nothing medical professionals can do
'Cept maybe just bill you
If you die while listening to this album
It's still gonna keep playing
There's no destiny or fate
Just a terrifying wait
Filled with people that you hate
And on a certain date, the universe kills you
That's the thing with life
No-one makes it out alive
Toss that body in the pit
"Gosh, it's awful, ain't it tragic?"
"Blah, blah, Bible. Jesus magic."
When you're dead, who gives a s***?
No pilates, no more yoga
"Namaste", you freakin' posers
From the cradle to cremation
Death just needs a little conversation
I have mastered the art (Dies Irae!!)
Of tearing convention apart (Dies Irae!)
So, how about we all make a start (Dies Irae!)
On the whole being dead thing
God, I hope you're ready for a show about death

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[Lauren_Editz]

Alex: HIGH NOTE
Alex: ʟᴏᴡ ɴᴏᴛᴇ
Me: HOW!?!?
(my singing range could NEVER)

[C_]

Someone : *crying*
Beetlejuice : *"DA BOT BA BE BE BAP BAP"*

[cocoalizmin]

He breaks the 4th wall even on the album to match the album. ARE YOU KIDDING ME I LOVE THIS SONG

[eda]

multiversus beetlejuice montages are gonna go crazy with this music

[cooptionalxb]

Drinking game: Take a shot every time Beetlejuice says the word "Here".

[nathanweast]

I'm convinced Fizz's human disguise is just Alex Brightman so he can perform other shows in his freetime when not in Hell.

[Xslay]

pov your part of the beetlejuice fandom the hb and hh fandom: dam this guy is in so many stuff

[radio.marie.]

I'm going to see this on the 21st with the choir!!

[KerryBeesley]

guys i think it might be a show about death

[Yourlocal-Sagittarius]

1:49 he says “choke to death on triscuits” as I’m eating them 😂

Edit: omg guys thank you so much this is the most likes I’ve ever gotten I know it’s only 24 but I’m still super thankful 😃

[r.c]

fav line: welcome to a show about death and die! you're all gonna die! you're all gonna die

[Tobie_games]

Alex bright man is perfect for almost everything

[lil-liv]

GOING FROM YO, GIRL TO HELPLESS TO THIS IS FUCKIN CRAZY. IM NEVER LISTENINB TO MY PLAYLIST ON SHUGFLE AGAIN

[SONGAI.COVERS]

POV: Fizzarolli meeting the other"AND THERE'S A GIANT SNAKE HERE!!" Sir Pentious??!! 😅😅

[Polokibird]

I would feel like fizz would be good friends with beetlejuice

[KallielovesHusk]

Alex really does just love to sing as someone to do with the underworld 😂

[thelad]

Me reading the comments laughing at all the people that don't realize that Alex is a voice actor with many roles, such as Hazbin Hotel and Helluva boss

[assassination-qpmd]

Ever since I was told it I CANNOT UNHEAR ADAM FROM HAZBIN HOTEL

[GlassPanel_DF]

Yes guys, the voice actor of fizz voiced his guy. Geez

[lizzybakugou]

When I eventually die of old age this needs to be one of my funeral songs🤣