Everything Wrong With Madagascar 3: Europe's Most Wanted In Under 18 Minutes

They kept making Madagascar movies, I guess so we could get "Polka Dot Afro Circus." Seems reasonable.

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[Ms-kn]

The writers did such amazing with Dubois. She's a villain with no tragic backstory, she just wants a lion. That's pretty much it and the writers went out with their way to make her a Terminator killing machine and it's absolutely amazing 😂

[TheWarmachine]

That crazy French lady officer is like a Terminator who can't be stopped until she got Marty, Alex and their friends.

[lunamoon]

2:54 they specify baby birds because feather pillows are usually filled with down feathers which birds lose as they mature into adulthood

[brandongamingtv]

On this episode of "films that I'm surprised that Jeremy hasn't sinned yet"...

[generallygaming]

The fact that the tally marks have 1:38 seconds of dialog is a sin.

[callumrangan]

You can bag on Katy Perry and this movie all you want but no one can deny that the "Fireworks" show is undoubtedly perfection

[neflufv]

Just here to say that the firework scene is actually SO cool and if it was remembered more I think it would be one of the most iconic scenes in an animated movie

[Ms-kn]

Fun Fact : Noah Baumbach (writer and director of Marriage Story, Frances Ha, Mistress America and recently Barbie as a co-writer) did a 60 page script rewrite of Madagascar 3 and he did it mostly for his paycheck to pay his divorce lawyers. I don't know if that should be a sin for him or not 😂😂😂

[Neetaku_vt]

After a LITERAL decade I've finally got that "Afro Circus" song out of my head, and now you've PUT IT BACK IN THERE!

Why, CINEMASINS?! WHY?!

[AniGamerNX]

0:29 - 1:50 The tally mark sinning part is hilarious to me 😂

[avacornthelastponybender]

Between Donkey & Dragon, Julien & Sonja, & Bruce & Brandy, I think we have enough for the "Guy is shipped with girl 15 times his size in a Dreamworks movie" cliché to be a thing

[Konani_the_unicorn_queen]

"monte carlo survives this" was on point, and hilarious.

[RaeDSJ]

There was a time shortly after my dad lost his job (I was probably 12ish?) where we couldn’t afford cable anymore. But we’d had DVR so we had movies/tv shows recorded on there we could watch instead. I watched this movie EVERY DAY for FIVE MONTHS. 💀

[Jonathan_Collins]

Fun fact: According to his wiki, Alex is 3 years old which is teenager/young adult in lion years. And Gia says she 5, so... 💀

[Kawaiikate]

“THIS is the best part of the movie.”
Me: And it was in the trailer, so I guess you didn’t need to see the movie.

[Mike-the-Jedi]

A+ dedication to deciphering the tally marks.

[lostlegend]

And now they've sinned all the Madagascar movies 👏

[gilgil]

You forgot the worst sin of all.

Alex says that leaving the zoo was the best thing that happened to them, but Alex got:

- Kicked, punched and nutshotted by the old lady
- Shot with a dart
- Swallowed sand
- Had no hope of returning
- Became feral
- Got beat up by Titsi
- Got banned
- Had trauma (maybe)
- Was hunted
- Kicked out of the place he actually likef

[christianparrish]

The firework scene is the best scene ever.

[BizzyJ]

That whole "RAT'S ASS" taxidermy one liner made me chuckle