Renaming Everyday Things

[whitezombie]

I mean, as a non-native English speaker, I forgot the word "airport" so I just called it plane station

[lstky]

My Japanese friend when she couldn’t find the word for a funeral called it a ‘death party’ lol

[nonexistentbread]

One time I forgot what an ambulance was called so I called it

*the er truck*

[drakenimmo]

We had our friends stay at our house once, and then the power went out and her son said “the house ran out of batteries!” 😂🤣🏠🔋

[Esther]

When my son was young he asked me a question about “ear blind people”, when I stopped laughing I explained it’s called being deaf 🤣

[arhamrahman]

Me: * my phone BREAKS
Me : CALL THE PHONATROPIST FOR A SURGERY

[feeonix]

This reminds me of that dude on reddit who forgot the name for a donut so he ordered a sexy bagel

[r_l_o]

My son and husband make fun of me because I called and said that the dogs foot had something wrong with it. They asked me “which foot!” … I panicked and couldn’t think of the words and said “ front passengers side!!”
They knew exactly what I meant though!

[randompersonwhoyoushouldig]

My dad once couldn't think of the name for mascara and ended up calling it "eyelash extender" I have never been more proud

[ImaJiveTurkey]

My daughter once called my friends thick eyebrows "eye mustaches"😂

[youngin]

When i was learning english i didnt know the word “swim” so i wrote “fish walks” on my essay

[Oliviamanansang]

"Wood penguins."
Hedwig: 😭💀

[omverma_]

I didn't know what a cello was so I remember calling it "a big-ass violin".

[OddlyJustTom]

Battle unicorn had me rolling, I had a niece use similar phrasing trying to describe a rhino after a zoo trip

[actualaspienc]

The fact that most of these came from kids just makes it wholesome and cute ☺️

[rdgfifa]

Me: I went to the hospital
Someone: oh no how
Me: I got attacked by a battle unicorn

[sukyama]

"Who ate your bread?"
"Those beach chickens over there"
"👁👄👁 What"

[JadeCarvalho-hrbo]

Bro ends every sentence with “ELITE” keep it up my guy 😂

[JuniperLucas]

When my son was little he called farts “butt burps”

[samanthahyatte]

My daughter used to say, "Look mom, the trees are naked", when they'd lose their leaves. Lol